kamen no maid guy 2, twittered

“An Expert of Loving Huge Breasts.”

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3:42

“It seems like the rumor that bust size and math scores are inversely proportional are true.”

Oh my! I think we need empirical evidence of this one. We need charts and graphs and gravure photos and everything!

(Does this apply to men? Because I know some guys with some huge man-boobs, and they did pretty damn well in math.)

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4:22

I know for some things like swimming (Umisho realism at its best) and gymnastics, having larger bust sizes is a disadvantage. Geometry… I’m not so sure. Wouldn’t girls be interested in stats like “If I assume my breasts are a half sphere, the volume of a sphere is 4/3*pi*r^3, and fat weights 0.9g/ml, then the percentage of my body weight tied up in my boobs is…” This stat could be the new hip to waist ratio. Or is this just sabermetrics gone horribly wrong?

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5:00

“Leave all your testing to me.”

Mmm… hmmm… I think I will.

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5:08

Between Kanokon, To Love Ru, Code Geass, Kyouran Kazoku Nikki, Macross Frontier, Golgo 13, and this show, I think the obvious is true: the amount of original, deep plot in an anime series is inversely proportional to the combined weight of breasts involved. Needless to say, an MIT degree is not needed to appreciate the finer aspects of Kanokon.

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7:15

Is this some new form of kendo training? Or is it more bullying? In any case, Bamboo Blade is utter fail for not having Sayoko and Lion-tan utilize this modern training method.

(“You should sell your breasts to the male kendo club, you worthless failure.” Yep, anime does the women’s rights movement proud.)

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7:55

If you’re taking payment, I suggest barrels of oil rather than any currency.

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9:09

“If there’s a maid there, I’ll be there”

It’s like someone secretly taped a conversation between Narg and myself five years ago and created an anime out of it.

(Needless to say, I approve of this strategy. Especially if it involves Maria.)

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10:06

I like where this is going. Should “meido bullying” be its own moe mode, or should we just leave it as just “bullying”? I’m down with either.

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11:25

This looks more like a scene out of a fairy tale gone horribly wrong than a scene out of a meido anime gone horribly wrong.

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13:09

I don’t remember MIT looking like this. I remember more of industrial battleship gray buildings interconnected with underground tunnels because the student body is afraid of going outside.

(A professor with huge bulging biceps? No, that wouldn’t stand out on MIT campus. No sir. And how does this guy become a meido? He’s as rip as Ah-nauld, presumably drug-free, and he taught at MIT at something other than bodybuilding? How much money do you need to offer him to babysit and ungrateful 17 year old girl while wearing a demeaning outfit? $5 million a year? He’s like the anti-Becky-sensei)

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14:04

When Naeka was giving her explanation as to why 1 + 1 = 3, 5, or 10, I suddenly saw the light: the battle plan involving nigh-invincible mobile suits utilizing GN drives is inversely proportional to the bra size of the tactician. If Sumeragi thought like Naeka, that explains a lot.

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14:41

So, does this post apply here?

(“Shitty answer.” Oh man, Kogarashi, you’re too much.)

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16:21

Oh man, so tempted to give Kogarashi gar status after just two episodes. If you can twiddle USB 2.0 protocol with his ear canal, that’s… pretty damn manly. A normal human’s electrical impulses are really slow, but massively parallel, so it means that either Kogarashi is hyper fast, or he has a built-in mux/demux unit inside his brain. In either case, impressive.

(I might have awarded gar status immediately if he said something like, “Only wusses need cyberbrains to talk USB. My hippocampus is enough to communicate via USB, 802.11n, and Link 16.”)

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17:00

“If you cannot communicate with it, you are not a true man!”

Tru dat. Kogarashi is like rewriting the gar handbook by himself. I think we need to give Kouta from Kanokon a copy of “Yes, Even You Have A Penis” by Kamina with a special foreword by Kogarashi.

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17:27

So, does this post apply here?

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18:39

I don’t even know what to classify this as. Data rape? Though reminds me of the Married with Children episode where Kelly crams for the quiz show, but it gets to the point where everything new she learns kicks something out of the other ear. So they stop just because she forgets what she learned originally, but on the way to the quiz show, she learns something stupid and forces out what eventually became the final answer. I have no idea how I can recall old Married with Children episodes yet completely forget to buy DVD mailers for the Appleseed contest when I was at Wal-Mart earlier. On the bright side, I saved $0.30 on two liters of orange juice.

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22:20

Wait, what’s with this sudden modesty? And why did it have to suddenly develop between episodes?

(They should have added in a typical Kirk/Scotty gag… “Captain! I can’t hold them anymore! She’s gonna blow!”)

29 Responses to “kamen no maid guy 2, twittered”

  1. I love this show

  2. So Kogarashi is the Hakuro of the meido world, then? Well, without the possibly gay sidekick and associated traps?

  3. Actually it might be the opposite,
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7090300.stm
    This is an interesting article about how curvier women are more clever because of the type of fat that is developed in the bust and hip is high in Omega-3 which could help the brain’s mental ability.
    But i do love how he is redefining gar. The USB thing was truly awesome.

  4. I aspire to be this man…

  5. I loved Kousuke’s reaction to Brain Image printing better: “The technique you just used… Can I do it too? There’s a mountain of mental images I’d love to print out…” Mhmm… me too.

    I’m just dissapointed at the one line they left out from the manga: The instant Maid Guy fans Fubuki on the rear–In the manga he yells “GET OUT STUPID!” In English no less.

    Also the increase in censorship is in the manga too. I imagine the author must have gotten yelled at: The shower scene in page 6 (Ep 1 of anime) Features a full frontal nude of Naeka, just barely cutting off at the hip and showing obvious nipplage. However, from chapter two onwards the minor censorship is present. (For example the shower scene in chapter 2 (later half of ep 1) has key points blocked out by sound effects)

    As for the gar, wait till ep 4.
    “It’s strawberry hunting time!” =3

  6. This is an interesting article about how curvier women are more clever because of the type of fat that is developed in the bust and hip is high in Omega-3 which could help the brain’s mental ability.

    Maybe Mikuru was faking her vulnerability while setting a Yagami-like plan after all!

  7. The fact that Kogarashi can still emit GARness while wearing a maid uniform should demonstrate how GAR he is.

  8. Ok since I’m typing this from school i do not have enought time to write an interesting comment, so let’s just say: DESU
    oh and by the way this anime is great!!!!

  9. > When Naeka was giving her explanation as to why 1 + 1 = 3, 5, or 10

    I have the same feeling everytime I comment on your site and seeing your captcha.

  10. Ok since I’m typing this from school i do not have enought time to write an interesting comment, so let’s just say: DESU

    At least, say “kukuku” like Kogarashi does.

  11. Kukuku… I am going to cram some USB cables into my ears now.

  12. MIT does actually have a few pretty parts, and Killian Court (in the picture) is one of them.
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wi....._Court.JPG

  13. My favorite show this season.

  14. MIT is mentioned in this? I guess I have to watch it now, to see whether it needs to go on the MIT in Anime page.

  15. So, does this open the door for Hooter’s sponsorships in grade schools across America?

    And on an intellectual level, how many shows have used fanservice to explain the story? (The last one I recall was Mikuru’s role in the SOS Brigade.. ) Color me impressed.

    Really like this show, even though Kanokon has better flow (actors seem to be more into it there…).

  16. Naeka definitely looks better without glasses than with them.

  17. “I don’t remember MIT looking like this. I remember more of industrial battleship gray buildings interconnected with underground tunnels because the student body is afraid of going outside.

    (A professor with huge bulging biceps? No, that wouldn’t stand out on MIT campus. No sir. And how does this guy become a meido? He’s as rip as Ah-nauld, presumably drug-free, and he taught at MIT at something other than bodybuilding? How much money do you need to offer him to babysit and ungrateful 17 year old girl while wearing a demeaning outfit? $5 million a year? He’s like the anti-Becky-sensei)”

    See, this is how SHAFT and Hayate no Gotoku have ruined me. I was totally disappointed when there wasn’t a shot of Becky-sensei in that montage of MIT alums.

    Seriously, though, I haven’t had this much fun watching a show since Kankuro Nishiyama and Onimaru Miki graced my screen. Kanokon’s sheer volume and overtness may edge Meido Gai’s first ep nipplage in fanservice, but KnMG is easily the funniest series of the season.

  18. I thought of the Married with Children episode too. You know an anime is great if it reminds you of watching old FOX shows from 1993.

  19. Between this, Kanokon, and To-love-ru, it’s clear that the Japanese government has quietly launched an emergency melonpan initiative. Perhaps they conducted some internal polling to determine how broken the population was, and found that a full 40% could only dreamily murmur “Mako-cakes <3”, and the other 60% were obviously in denial. After banning further production of Minami-ke on national security grounds, they intervened directly in the anime season now underway to convert everyone back to what’s really important. Even for having your high school girls do well in math, some prices are just too high.

    As for Kogarashi, Xeifa’s got it right. He can call himself a “maid guy” and wear the demeaning outfit because it doesn’t matter. He’s just that GAR. He’s so far over the GAR level that he can handicap himself and it’s still not even close.

  20. Needs more girls
    That’s REALLY what fanboys want.
    http://www.gelbooru.com/index......;id=196607

  21. after finding out that i couldn’t even fit a usb plug into my ear, i suddenly didn’t feel so manly…

  22. >> Needs more girls
    That’s REALLY what fanboys want.

    Umm, I REALLY don’t want to see a gender-swapped Kogarashi.
    Some things are better left unbroken.

  23. The amount of original, deep plot in an anime series is inversely proportional to the combined weight of breasts involved.

    Because Lucky Star, Strawberry Marshmallow, and Skygirls are original and deep.

  24. Hmm…. Who’d win in a fight?

    Hayate or Koagarashi…

  25. Hayate was never that powerful. There were several butlers that were more powerful, especially Himegami.

  26. Himegami or maybe Taiga’s butler, Himuro Saeki could probably do a good job against Koagarashi. And, of course, Maria could sweetly intimidate Koagarashi into going along with something, I think. Maybe Tachibana from Mahoraba could fight him to a standstill…

  27. Ahh, if only they had that available in “Physics”, “Programming”, “Hockey” and “Life”. It’d sell like hotcakes.

    “USB for Brains, because you’re a dumbass.”

  28. Um… “Life”?

    …I’ve nothing to add to that, Illiad.

  29. ‘“Yes, Even You Have A Penis”’

    Should a copy also be sent to Mako-cakes or does he get Eva Shinji’s “It doesn’t exist you were misdiagnosed at birth; get over it”?

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