happiness is finding hidden energy tanks
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I had a generally bad day today… err… yesterday. First, I discovered that my presentation is on Saturday morning. The Michigan/Ohio State game is on Saturday morning.
Second, I played a horrible nine holes of golf. In fact, I played worse today than I did when I first started playing, and, to make things worse, this was the first time I played some of the people, who probably think that I suck now.
Then I tasted Vanilla Coke. After hearing how great it is, I’m sorely disappointed. Cherry Coke is just so much better. Now I’m afraid of trying out Pepsi Blue.
I was so bummed that I couldn’t even work on my presenation. I got up, saved my file, drove to Fry’s, bought Metroid Prime, and proceeded destroy space pirates left and right. Now I’m a lot happier than I was this afternoon.
Sux0rz about the presentation, dude. But I’m sure you’ll come up with something really good. And how can you say such horrible things about my lifeblood.
*Xerlic caresses a bottle of the sweet stuff*
Don’t listen to the scary bad man. I still love you.
*Xerlic takes a sip*
Ah, refreshing.
*Xerlic accepts a check from an anonymous man in a red suit*