ore no imouto 3, missing dialogue edition
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“If you intend to indulge yourself in such a worthless hobby, I must correct that before you go completely astray. An appropriate worthwhile hobby for a middle school girl like her is to sext pictures of her ass to creepy older men.”
“What’s this picture?”
“It’s a picture Kirino’s friends sent to me. And I also have pictures of cocks sent to Kirino from Brett Favre, Greg Oden, Ben Roethlisberger, and Tiger Woods. Do you think you need to worry about this?”
“What’s wrong with a high schooler having eroge? You know Mom’s seen all my pr0n! We masturbate back-to-back when you’re away on business!”
“Wait, are you playing a galge while talking to me?”
“It’s an eroge, not a galge. I promised Keima we’d FaceTime later about this one. I don’t get aroused with simple eroges anymore.”
“Any purchase is one-in-a-lifetime. Especially these Phoenix Wright ribbed condoms. Who could object to these?”
“Kyou-chan… DOZO!!!”
“Mmm… and what?”
“Kyou-chan no BAKA!!!”
“Why are you angry?”
“Because you’re dumb.”
“I was playing dumb to be nice. You’re just too bony and uncomfortable-looking.”
“Don’t tell me that you’ve picked up a boyfriend.”
“No way, no way! Boyfriends. Plural, senorita, plural. And also one lesbian girl, since I’m curious.”
“They label people who do these things at this age ‘otaku’. You ever see those rap videos? Do you think those rappers are ‘otaku’? No!!! That’s why they get the moneyz, the carz, and the bitchz.”
“You were in your little sister’s room and were using your little sister’s computer to play a game about doing indecent things to your little sister? HIGH FIVE!!!”
“BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! What the fuck happened to the Final Fantasy franchise? Why are 13 and 14 so horrible? You know something is wrong when The After Years is the best Final Fantasy game released in years. BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!”
“She said that this was your treasure. She said you bring it with you whenever you go to the bathroom.”
“It’s good to see how well you two get along. You’re like Israel and Iran, Ray J and Kim, Conan and NBC, Sunrise and good writing, Apple and Adobe, oil and water, Facebook and privacy, and Mako-cakes and boy’s clothing.”
“Am I weird?”
“Yes. But not as weird as the people who bring in laptops and portable DVD players to watch movies in Starbucks. Those losers are just freaks.”
“I actually recorded Meruru but never got around to watching it… after all, a master otaku collects twenty times more than what she could possibly consume. I’ll watch it after I finish blogging the final episodes of Minami-ke.”
“That’s why you didn’t tell any of your school friends or fellow models. Even though you talk to them about which guy on the basketball team has the biggest cock, who you gave a handjob to last weekend, how you kicked a puppy into a water ditch, how you were afraid when you were coked up on heroin, and where to go for the quickest and most discreet abortions.”
“Thanks, ANIKI.”
“Impossible. There’s no way. There’s no way my little sister can be this cute! This surely couldn’t be her master plan of making me play so many eroges about brothers boning their little sisters!”
“I… I… couldn’t say anything back. This blog post is just so stupid, sophomoric, and sexist. But come on, it’s about a show about a brother who plays pornographic games involving little sisters with his little sisters. What do you expect?”
14 Responses to “ore no imouto 3, missing dialogue edition”
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Phoenix Wright condoms: For when you want to yell “TAKE THAT!!” when you finish.
That is the best post I’ve seen in a while
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> “What’s wrong with a high schooler having eroge? You know Mom’s seen all my pr0n! We masturbate
> back-to-back when you’re away on business!â€
…are you sure you’re not thinking of “Yosuga no Sora?”
It’s like you pulled out all the thoughts in my head and posted them. Wicked sweet. Best lines ever.
I’m more worried about the fact that I can relate to some things that happen here. I think I need a new hobby.
amagami 16, blogit
Admit it, this one didn’t need the embellishment. Perfectly executed with Gendo’s derisive chuckle beforehand, and rigor mortis setting into Kyousuke during the accusation.
This one’s spot on though.
Hm, I’d say get back to regular blogging. :b
I prefer the old blogging style too
For some reason the confrontation scene brought to mind Simon vs Lord Genome:
“You were in your little sister’s room and were using your little sister’s computer to play a game about doing indecent things to your little sister?”
“My drill will pierce the hymens! Who the fuck do you think I am?!”
love your high five
@Phuong: Nailed it.
THIS is funny as hell!! Funniest line I’ve read all week ((with possible exception of the following inscrutable gem from ex-Liverpool gaffer Rafa Benitez about current Liverpool gaffer Roy Hodgson: “Some people cannot see a priest on a mountain of sugar.” wait, what??)). I mean, I haven’t even BEGUN to blog the first FOUR episodes of Minami-ke. I haven’t even gotten around to blogging Manabi Straight yet….
Nice to see you’re back at it btw…was afraid you’d get mired on the bench of a lower mid-table squad in Conference South…..the Staines Town Swans perhaps….awaiting the gaffer’s call…awaiting your moment of glory to show the world who’s the biggest swan of all….chuffed with anxiety and hope and in your mind’s eyes scoring the winning goal over Havant & Waterlooville in the final seconds of extra time.