nichijou 3
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“You don’t think it’s cute?” “No, it’s cute. It’s cute…”
Wait, test tubes and a cat in a cage? How is this not a shady testing facility for cosmetics? Poor Sakamoto-san. I feel sad seeing a cat caged up like that.
(Okay, I know Madoka finally came out. I won’t write about it for a few days since I am busy, so please, don’t discuss it until then. Thanks.)
(If you want the post up faster, keep screaming PROFESSOR PROFESSOR PROFESSOR…)
In the grand tradition of Tomo and Jun, Yuko is a terrible friend. She would definitely be in the terrible friend pantheon. More importantly, what is she carrying in her bag? I hope she and Afro-kun get together so they can produce off-spring with ample storage space. They can even get Doraemon as their cat.
“It’s so fluffy!”
OH. MY. GOSH.
*squeal*
Melts your heart. If you have one. There’s two types of people in the world. Those who have hearts and those who don’t. If you don’t, you obviously can’t appreciate Nichijou the same way I can’t appreciate pretentious artsy anime.
(Like how Professor disagreed with the fluffiness of Sakamoto-san’s tail just to get into an argument with Nano. Those two are like a married coupled. Except one is 1 and the other is 8.)
So disappointed. Professor should have barged into the room and went, “Good news everybody! I made a scarf that lets a cat talk, but they’ll sound exactly like the loser character from Haruhi Suzumiya!” Why did she have to buy it? She couldn’t have invented it? If she can build roll cakii-deploying robots, why can’t she make a cat vocalization scarf? And one that would sound like Hatsune Miku at the very least.
(Where do you order this scarf from? Amazon? Would they carry it?)
Sorry, I can’t believe anyone’s hand would cramp like that. You might not be able to bend your elbow if your arm muscles cramped, but you can still surely rotate your shoulders. Still, the teacher reminded you of…
A. Metal Gear Solid.
B. Terminator.
C. Cyclops.
D. Your own tenth grade calculus teacher.
“Jiiiiii~”
Priceless. I hope Sakamoto-san becomes the Larry to their Moe and Curly.
Too adorable. Almost makes you forget that Nano was actually designed to be a combat robot by Professor in the manga. She was outfitted with guns and grenades, not roll cakii and buns. I like this change. She’s is so much more adorable this way, and the pastries are a better gag. Though I’m still hopeful we still get a Full Metal Nano appearance at some point.
(Come on, Kyoto, you know you want to make a fighting game. Since Capcom is allying with everyone, why not a Kyoto Animation vs. Capcom? We can have Nano/Professor that kinda plays like Carl from BlazBlue, except with more cakii. Haruhi would costume rape you as her throw. Konata would change outfits a la Final Fantasy X-2 thus changing her play style. Fuko would toss starfish; Ayu would headbutt a la E Honda. Mugi would block by having her eyebrows expand and shield her. Sagara would call in Laevatein for his overdrive. Err. Lambdadrive.)
(Final roster from Kyoto side? Nano/Professor/Sakamoto-san, Misato Tachibana, Mikuru Asahina, Yuki Nagato, Haruhi Suzumiya, Tsumugi “Mugilicious” Kotobuki, Yui and Ui Hirasawa, Konata, Tomoyo Sakagami, Fuko Ibuki, Youhei Sunohara, Ayu “Uguu~” Tsukimiya, Sagara Sousuke (Mithril Edition), Sagara Sousuke (Bonta-kun Edition), and The Crazy Chix0r Cop from Fumoffu.)
(Like you wouldn’t play this game. Mio, Itsuki, and Akiko would be DLC characters. A tag team of the reindeer from Nichijou and Lucky Star would be pre-order bonus characters.)
Why did I think that this scene was ripped from Kaiji? And why do I keep having this feeling that a reindeer will one day fall on the poor principle’s Toyoto Cresta?
Never seen such a beatdown since I saw Mike Tyson vs. Michael Spinks. This might even have been worse.
We need a spin-off featuring Masao! STAT! Oh wait, we do have it. It’s the basis for Tiger and Bunny.
(Sorry, I just can’t get over the commercialization of Tiger and Bunny and how terribad the CGI is. You have to put in some effort. That show just reminds me of the New Jersey Nets with Kotetsu as Deron Williams. Or maybe I’m just bitter that Bunny’s suit wasn’t a Gundam or a Knightmare Frame.)
“What is it? Why are you so mad?”
From a previous thin slicing. I bleeped out the name of the anime everyone is ragging on. I called it “the next Evangelion“… I was wrong. It ended up bigger than Evangelion.
Ondo: “Nah, ****** is boring.”
Anga: “And yes, ****** is boring. =)”
Hopeless: “It’s tempting to call ****** overrated”
T_T: “I know ******’s good… But comparing it with EVA is a bit off…”
Mriaow: “I still don’t get the deal with ******, no offence to its fans.”
Moral of the story: “Don’t press your luck”. Or would it be “quit when you’re ahead”? Or “don’t be a demanding jackass”? Or “if we found your sorry ass in the cold, we can return your sorry ass to the cold”? All of the above?
Three MVPs…
1. Mai. The Yuki Na– err– Sakaki of Nichijou.
2. Nano.
3. The >_< face & Misao. (Tie)
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the scene with natto crack me up
do people usually take calculus in tenth grade? i thought they take geometry.. or trig.
i thought you are gonna say if want faster post, please subscribe premium account.
@jj: At my school at least 10th graders were allowed to take AP Calculus. BC, no less.
So you are changing the site name to “Waiting on that Premium Account”?
Or going for “Melted by the Professor”.
To be honest, your post about this episode is funnier than the actual episode. Says it all really.
It is unfortunate that we don’t get ****** often enough to remind people just how much it tops Evangelion. But ****** will be back.
The thing is, about that other thing that is also about to destroy Evangelion…at the box office this December. I wonder if they will hand out mini-top hats and membership cards?…..
“Why did she have to buy it? She couldn’t have invented it?”
> Good news is she did – my subs said she “brought” the scarf, and if my moonspeak is any good she does actually say she made it
I thought that PROFESSOR PROFESSOR PROFESSOR did make the scarf.
At least that’s what my subs say. My rudimentary translating agrees.
Which ones were you using? Cuz it might be time to find a new dealer, though they all seem to mess up this series a bit.
What the heck is ******?
******….is something involving, among other things; aliens, time travelers, and espers.
I’m surprised no one made the connection of the teacher to the eye of sauron. Totally made the scene for me.
Ah, that ******. Got it (I thought it was one of this season’s series).
Anyway, love the episode. Nichijou really is the antithesis of K-on! Full of energy and crazy antics.
Which subs are you watching? Whatever I’m watching, they aren’t right. Think I rather wait for proper subs in the future.
I understand the CR subs are decent. I’m watching the slightly modified CR subs from Underwater-Commie
Jason, what subs are you using? Even CR used “brought”….which is admittedly much worse than “made” (from Doki) and “invented” (from Underwater-Commie)