top ten signs your lab isn’t turning out right
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10. You set your lab notebook on top the spectrum analyzer. It quickly catches fire.
9. Lots of snapping, popping, and crackling. And there’s no rice krispies in sight.
8. You enter the room to find a weird purple mist hanging the air, and your lab partner is passed out on the floor.
7. The only thing you learned so far on the lab is how to use the emergency eye wash.
6. You don’t know which is the plus and which is the negative terminal so you decide to take that 50/50 chance.
5. The FCC has just fined you $50,000 for violating frequency power limits, but that’s nothing compared to the $100 million in damages you caused by blowing up part of campus.
4. You need to run SPICE, and the only computer in the lab is a Mac.
3. There’s no more solder. Easy solution: paper clips!
2. Measuring the dielectric constant of a Krispy Kreme is a delicious experiment, but it’s not very insightful.
1. You start using the yagi-ugi antennas to duel with your lab partner.
(3 happened to me today… guess which ones! O_o )
