confessions of a guilty gear scrub
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I’m not very l33t at Guilty Gear— I top out around 120 in survival, and I’ve only completed 14 of the missions. Here are my confessions…
– I used instant kill to get through story mode. I just didn’t feel like figuring out Potemkin and Testament to get their uber-crappy endings.
– I like to grand vipe. Even though I can do Sol’s air combo, I still enjoy grand viping.
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– I enjoy using Baiken’s command seals to get a “WTF!” reaction out of my opponents.
– Why waste tension for silly FRCs when you can do cool overdrives instead? Some are actually useful too, like bear riding a bike in a circle of fire.
– I-No’s air dust…
– Dragon Install to just mess around.
– I like to get as high of a score as possible in arcade, like 100 million+ points using Venom.
– I think Ky is a wuss. He reminds me of Pikachu too.
– “Accidentilly” pick Gold Johnny during VS mode when your opponent isn’t paying too much attention. HEAVEN OR HELL- ROUND 1- FIGHT! Misou finer! SLASH! PERFECT!
– I use Millia like Chun-Li… jump around, air throw, and lotsa lust mashing.
– I enjoy Breaking the Law as Eddie.
– I sweep… a lot. And I’m not talking about brooms here.
2 Responses to “confessions of a guilty gear scrub”
I’m so very sorry to hear this from you man. Nothing scrubbier than a lust shaker happy Millia. ;) Still, I used IK’s for a lot of the BS fights during story mode, so I wouldn’t feel too ashamed.
Am I the only one who despises trying to pull those things off? Though at the rate I’m doing on Testament’s story line I may have to to beat Johnny…. I officially HATE Mist Finer now by the way. I’ve found May is fun to play as though, and Jam’s a cakewalk to play as well. :3