pr0n actresses go wild for ds lite
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By way of Xerlic, even Japanese pr0n actresses lined up to buy a DS Lite. M$, I’m tellin’ ya, port Fate/Stay Night to the 360 and you will own Sony. (Disclosure: I’m now both a M$ and Sony stockholder… good times!)
Only in Japan where conservative pundits are less powerful and generally ignored for being the idiots they are, can this be good news. I must say this person looks exceedingly average, I’d never would have guess from the picture. Still I am convinced that no amount of H will ever sell successfully in this country on consoles due to funadmentalist backlash and general disdain from looking way creepier.
Currently the only thing saving the the XBox line is Halo …and DOA in all its incarnations. Rumor has it Microsoft is going to make Halo 2 for PC only work on Vista, unscrupulous bastards.
Given that video games have become political football. H games will give a certain party a dummy issue to confuse the average voter, who has already let me down in 2004.
This just in: If you buy a DS Lite hot women will have sex in your backyard.
DS Lite also cures cancer in unborn babies.
Next up: Diet PSP
Someone else elsewere said “Irony, they can buy it, and I don’t”. I’m agree with him.
LOL DS for everone
Halo sucks. It’s the M$ fanboys who are saving the 360 currently. So many better FPS out there than Halo.