kamen no maid guy 9, twittered

Sweet Service, In the Middle of Cleavage.

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1:48

Wow, almost a full month since I’ve written about the last Kamen no Maid Guy episode, and that episode was pretty sub-par. How did this one do? Honestly, without hyperbole, greatest episode ever. We’re barely five seconds past the OP, and we already have AKM (Awesome Kogarashi Moment) #1: Maid Guy Fatty Tuna Cutter!

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2:30

Any doubt in my mind that Kogarashi could beat Mauer and Hamilton in a Home Run Derby with just chopsticks? None whatsoever. AKM #2.

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2:45

Naeka’s friends (including the quickly rising Eiko)… dressed up as meido… begging Kogarashi for help. Anytime your master’s cute high school friends dress up as meido to beg you for help, that’s definitely an AKM, right? #3.

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3:12

Loved Fubuki’s facepalm. While she’s not the meido starter for the Kyon Facepalm All-Stars, she’s the first meido off the bench. Definitely enjoyed how everyone praises Kogarashi except for Fubuki and Naeka.

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3:12

“It’s the duty of a maid to unite all by himself.”

I’m pretty sure Kogarashi could bring world peace faster, sooner, and more awesomely than Celestial Being and their fancy pants mobile suits; however, that’s a fantastic way to save Gundam 00: Kogarashi as the new leader of Celestial Being. Sumeragi and Felt could serve in the Fubuki and Naeka roles respectively. If I were a scriptwriter for Sunrise, that’s exactly what I’d do. Vote for me! YES WE CAN!

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3:39

Fubuki using common sense to poke holes in Kogarashi’s rantings? Egads, the clumsy and easy meido is overqualified to be a scriptwriter for Code Geass R2.

(I’m not digging the dirt brown color for Naeka’s friend’s meido outfits. Dirt brown really isn’t that moe.)

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4:20

So let me get this straight, it’s a competition between meido cafes, with one staffed by Naeka’s average (or below average) friends and one by epic melonpan? Um, I don’t know about you, but I know which one I’m going to enjoy a frilly cake at.

(The name of the rival cafe is great. “Sweet Holstein” fits the name of the cafe very well. I’m not as hot as “D’erlanger.” What does a jpop/jrock band have to do with cakes and melonpan?)

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4:41

Symmetrical sighing! Funny part of this scene has to be the two of them not realizing why their business sucks compared to Sweet Holstein’s. Andohbytheway, I honestly thought about renaming this blog to “Sweet Holstein” but decided against it. It sounds too much like a milk company… I know that’s the point… but still.

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5:02

Fubuki’s “MEIDO” notebook is probably the most inspired piece of random background object art since the awesome bear boxes from the Kanon.

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5:23

A D-cup and above meido cafe that features a waitress/cow theme named “Sweet Holstein.” This is going to be tough, tough competition for Kogarashi. It’s like going up against Superman, Batman, Flash, and Green Lantern all at once.

(I’m actually just back after spending some vacation time in Vegas, and I got to say that The Venetian has, by far, the most well-endowed cocktail waitresses. I think it even goes beyond Sweet Holstein’s D-cup job requirement. Unfortunately, the ones who got me drinks were not very cute and most look like they are past 100,000 miles on the odometer. Monte Carlo, Mirage, Planet Hollywood, and MGM Grand had okay ones, but their uniforms are pretty bad. MGM’s are bright, blinding red. Palms’ waitresses were surprisingly plain, and they were probably the smallest of all the cocktail waitresses that I saw. It might be because I were there during the afternoon instead of the evening, so the B-team was working. Rio’s had the skimpiest outfits, but, again, I was there during the day and it wasn’t their varsity team. I didn’t find one cocktail waitress at Wynn, but I only walked through to get to Venetian from Treasure Island. Treasure Island had a few very hawt cocktail waitresses in complete wenchy pirate garb, but I wasn’t there long enough to properly evaluate. I thought that Orleans– who knew?– had the cutest looking cocktail waitresses. They also seemed to be the most bored since the only people who seemed to be at Orleans were compulsive lower income gamblers. If they’re looking to bag an NBA star, that’s not the place to be looking.)

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5:49

(What other anime blog can bring together Kogarashi and Vegas cocktail waitresses?)

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5:59

“Girls with breasts larger than D-cup, for every centimeter larger than 95cm, 50 cents will be added to the base wage. Anything less than D-cups will not be recognized as breasts. B and A-cups with large, stupid gaps for cleavage are absolutely out of the question. Are they even breasts?”

Genius. If I stumble across a few billion dollars and buy a casino like the Maloof brothers, that’s what I’m going to put on the employment application for cocktail waitresses.

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6:49

“Even though your melonpan are huge, you’re a true friend!”

I do agree with Naeka in that they should be targeting the female customers… while male customers tend to fall for moe more easily, female customers generally are easier tempted with delicious cake. Is this why they need Kogarashi?

(And her friends can’t get new jobs that pay better than 550 yen an hour? The lowest minimum wage in Japan is 4,712 yen per day, so with an 8 hour day, that’s 589 yen an hour.)

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7:25

Fubuki in one of those cow meido outfits? YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!

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7:59

“Counting in the hundreds of millions, including all food in the world, whether they are food or not or foolish foods, face my repertory of supreme Maid Guy Recipes! Being deeply moved from delighted astonishment to dread, the ultimate dish that shakes the soul of the consumer! I, Maid Guy, will show you the true meaning of gourmet food!”

How much would you pay to see a Kogarashi vs. Hosaka Iron Chef Pay-Per-View event? I’d say $200, but I’d go up to $300 if we can get Haruka as a judge.

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8:42

I desperately need to take a break to enjoy a cool, crisp glass of lowfat milk. I’ll be back.

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8:46

… and I’m back. *wipes off milk mustache* Do you think Fubuki going from her traditional meido outfit to this cow meido one is an upgrade (like going from Strike to Freedom) or more of a lateral move (like going from Epyon to Wing)?

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9:00

Greatest. Cow-meido. Ever.

(And when I say “ever,” I mean “since Melody of Oblivion.”)

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9:13

Probably the most moe that Naeka’s has been in a while. Appreciated the “jyuunana-sai desu!” Nice touch.

(Definitely enjoyed the cattiness of the other cow-meido towards Naeka. If there’s one thing I think anime could use more of, it’s definitely women ripping on other women behind their backs. Isn’t that the logical next move for harem anime? Can you imagine Kyou bitching to Ryou about how Fuko has a deformed upper lip?)

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9:44

Both Yoshitaka and I approve. Though this is still about half the number of meido in one of my typical fantasies.

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10:41

Does she really need to spy on Sweet Holstein? Seems like their recipe for success is fairly simple: plenty of sweet, sweet melonpan and plenty of overpriced, foul cake. We’ve already seen this recipe used to perfection, only it was with yakisoba and LOL FANG-TAN.

(Now if I had to pick between LOL FANG-TAN’s cafe and Sweet Holstein, now that’s a difficult decision. Mmm… it might come down to if I had a coupon or not for LOL FANG-TAN’s yakisoba.)

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11:28

Why does it feel like I’m watching a very special Peanuts episode? Must be the way Eiko’s face is drawn as well as the Charlie Brown-level beaten down look from the manager.

(With all the complaining about breasts… I felt like Louise should have been involved with this episode somehow. That’s the right thing to do. “Mune… mune desu ka?!”)

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12:30

“Kukuku. It’s the grand opening of my captivating Patisserie World! Muhaaaa!”

(I wonder what would happen if Kogarashi and Nodame ever procreated. What sort of weird sounds would come out of that child… ?)

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13:08

“That battle has just started. This is the job that I took. I’m not going to back down just because of their cow-tits. I’ll show them my abilities. Maid Guy Trapping Voice! Whooooooooa!”

AKM #4 just for all the weird noises he’s making.

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14:14

Okay, I just upped my bid on that Kogarashi vs. Hosaka Iron Chef contest to $400. I definitely want Haruka as the token bimbo judge and now I want Kamina in the Chairman Kaga role, but instead of biting into a bell pepper, he should be biting into some melon-flavored pastry item.

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15:00

“Kukuku. There’s nothing in this world that can compare to my Maid Guy Recipes! Every food in this society, this world, this universe, I, Maid Guy, have mastered them all. A wonderland filled with foods no one has seen before! A festival of the Gods connected through the various tastes of the universe.”

Okay, upped to $500. Haruka will be the token bimbo judge, Kamina is the new Chairman, and I want Keima from The World God Only Knows as the snotty food critic judge.

(The two chapters about Elsee trying to cook for Keima have been fantastic. I loved her feeble “Wait, I’m not a scoreable girl!” protest.)

(Andohbytheway, AKM #5.)

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15:37

Boing… boing… boing… boing…

(I’m sorry. What was I doing again… oh yeah… this blog post…)

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16:11

The “how to show off your melonpan” montage… fantastic. I want to work this manager of Sweet Holstein into Ichigo Mashimaro somehow, just to see her utter fail face. Or I’ll just make her a guest star in Heart’s Content… mmm…

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16:54

Who was hoping that the massage scene would turn into an… uh… massage scene? No, I’m not that bitter that Sunrise ruined a perfectly good Kallen x Nunnally setup.

(Really bad and tasteless joke alert: now if Suzaku injects Kallen with Refrain, does it mean we can’t classify her as an organic product anymore?)

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17:29

“Kukuku. I’m producing a taste to match the palate and vigor of these horny young men!”

Definitely laughed. AKM #6. Though what does panda taste like? Chicken?

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18:11

“She’s become unskilled, that clusmy meido.”

Gotta fit in “easy” in there too. Muy importante. And her outfit by itself is very suspicious… looks like something a high class Vegas stripper would be wearing when she greets you at the door to the private room where the bachelor’s party is being held.

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19:32

If you don’t know what happens by now, I just don’t know what to say to you. Has there been an episode of Maid Guy that hasn’t been resolved by ripping off clothes thus exposing melonpan? It’s as predictable as a Sunrise character dying just for the sake of dying (and coming back to life with a mask).

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20:13

“Kukuku. You came to find fault with our store, but it was for nothing, you fake-boobed manager! This special cake made by me, Maid Guy, who is obsessive about freshness! This freshness is completely different to your cakes!”

Then he went on to expose even more fake melonpan as well as more random rambling about cakes and cooking. Needless to say, AKM #7 and #8.

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20:13

Kogarashi vs. Hosaka in an Iron Chef competition… I mean… is there any match-up potentially more epic than this one? Toss in Haruka as the bimbo judge, Kamina as the chairman, Keima as the critic judge, it’s a no-brainer. Then what if we toss in Itsuki as the sideline reporter? Can you imagine Itsuki trying to interview a shirtless Hosaka while Kogarashi is fighting pandas in the background?

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21:39

Natural and certified USDA organic, the only way to go.

(I was flipping through the radio on the way home from work today, and there was a discussion about Playboy’s new “Girls of Olive Garden” spread. They were wondering what franchise would people want to see next, and Supercuts and Chick-Fil-A were suggested. After seeing this episode, I’d suggest Whole Foods.)

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22:39

Just to remind myself, gotta pick up more milk next time I head to Safeway.

41 Responses to “kamen no maid guy 9, twittered”

  1. Yup. It’s official. 20-something male, no reaction, no immediate need for dairy products.
    I’m immune to breaking. Possibly.
    Ku ku ku ku ku…

  2. ah, it’s indeed good to have maid guy back again. Now if only the next sub would come out before august.

  3. “Greatest. Cow-meido. Ever.”
    is it bad that my first thought in my mind was ‘got milk’?…
    *dies of nose bleed*

  4. “Kogarashi as the new leader of Celestial Being.”

    Kogarashi doesn’t need shitty GN Drives to power up his GN-1337 GAR Gundam. Maid Guy Brain Reactor powers up an entire battleship, jams signals, and causes all pilots to become immobile and stare at Fish Guy wang for one thousand and eight hundred seconds. Kukuku.

    Hehehe… cow costumes… lol. What kind of milk do they use on the cakes!? O___O;;; FORGET I ASKED!

    “Do you think Fubuki going from her traditional meido outfit to this cow meido one is an upgrade (like going from Strike to Freedom) or more of a lateral move (like going from Epyon to Wing)?”

    More like a leap from the RX-78 to the Strike Freedom! HELL YEAH!!! IMO, the obscenely huge breasts are OBSCENELY HUGE. XD

    By the way, my brain exploded when I saw the Fubuki in the cow costume.

  5. I can hear Hosaka laughing now.

    Ah Ha Ha, Ah Ha Ha, Ah Ha Ha. Ah Ha Ha….

  6. @Daviot: 20 year old male and no reaction? I’m afraid that means you’re long broken. Maybe this is more up your alley.

    Mmm, good old milk. So here’s a question: Obviously theres regular milk, but there’s also Chocolate Milk, Strawberry Milk, among others. So which flavor would Naeka and Fubuki be?

    Wonder if they’ll ever get back to this show’s plot before it ends….
    …I want to see Fubuki in that China Dress…

  7. How’s this for broken? I’m more excited (albiet in a non-sexual way) about Kogarashi than I am over anime vixens Fubuki and Naeka. The power of the melonpan… it does not compel me. -_-

  8. 12 out of 39 fabulously melonpanriffic pictures.

    After all those posts filled with FABULOUS and broken, I cried (manly?) tears . This is the blog I know!

  9. A truly epic post…. the manly tears won’t stop flowing!

  10. An udderly impressive showing after such a long wait, I was moooved by the breast episode yet. Here’s hoping they can bottle their formula and milk this series for another couple of seasons. Truly the cream of animé.

    Don’t kill me — the melonpan made me do it, I swear!

  11. Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  12. i was so busy looking at the breasts in these episode that i didnt notice they were wearing cow theme until i read your blog

  13. >> Yup. It’s official. 20-something male, no reaction, no immediate need for dairy products. I’m immune to breaking. Possibly.

    No, I’d say you’re 100% broken already. If it were Luluko, maybe, but it’s cow-meido Fubuki! How can a normal 20-something male have no reaction to that unless he was broken? Enjoy your cakes… your Mako-cakes.

    >> After all those posts filled with FABULOUS and broken, I cried (manly?) tears. This is the blog I know!

    Not enjoying my Clannad (x86) posts… ? Didn’t enjoy meido Tomoyo?

  14. don’t get me wrong, i liked the clannad posts. Meido tomoyo…that post had too much haess and myssa wall-o-text. Derailed everything.

  15. I think we’ve gotten a candidate for the next Mikuru undresser, as well as the mystery character in episode 12.

    Hosaka has no chance here, btw: Kogarashi will deliver an epic Maid Guy beatdown worthy of an Iron Chef.

  16. Also, we can’t have Haruka as a bimbo judge as Hosana would never get any dishes done due to delusions if she was present, and she actually can cook. Try using Nanase instead – she could jump Naeka and provide extra fanservicecommentary as needed.

  17. > “Hosaka has no chance here, btw: Kogarashi will deliver an epic Maid Guy beatdown worthy of an Iron Chef.”

    Don’t be so quick to write off Hosaka there, Haess. A cook-off between the two would be a very close thing. While Kogarashi, by his own admission, knows all the recipes of the universe and has displayed ultimate skills of a gourmet chef in front of a discerning audience, Hosaka’s no slouch either. His skills (when properly applied) transcend the mortal realm, and are at the very least OVER 9000. And let’s not forget what drives him to perfection, one of the ultimate forces in existence… Haruka, and her melonpan! It can accomplish more than a squad of jedi, or ninjas.

    I’ve already reserved my front row seat. Can’t miss the match of the centiry: KuKuKu versus Ah Ha Ha!

  18. >>>“‘That battle has just started. This is the job that I took. I’m not going to back down just because of their cow-tits. I’ll show them my abilities. Maid Guy Trapping Voice! Whooooooooa!’

    AKM #4 just for all the weird noises he’s making.”

    It actually bugged me that the fansubbers subbed that as “Maid Guy Trapping Voice”, when the line is in English, and that’s not what he said. It’s “Maid Guy Hamelin Voice”. I imagine that they changed it assuming a few people wouldn’t catch the reference, which is pretty odd considering the number of obscure Japanese references that the average fansubbing group lets through without so much as a TL note since they assume the “real fans” will get it.

    >>>>> Yup. It’s official. 20-something male, no reaction, no immediate need for dairy products. I’m immune to breaking. Possibly.
    No, I’d say you’re 100% broken already. If it were Luluko, maybe, but it’s cow-meido Fubuki! How can a normal 20-something male have no reaction to that unless he was broken? Enjoy your cakes… your Mako-cakes.

    Not necessarily broken, but I certainly wouldn’t rule “non-traditional” out of the picture. Or maybe he’s just got 37 senses and was able to detect the silicone, like Kogarashi… Organic is always better than “processed”, no matter how big the serving.

  19. Need Meido. Here in US. Can’t Type. Full Sentence.

  20. My dodgy malaysian dvd of Maid guy arrived yesterday, just finished watching the last 3 episodes.

    All I can say is, season 2 must be made! (and the last ep has the greatest AKM yet)

  21. Also.. I loved how Naeka enjoyed seeing Fubuki in the Holstein uniform, and how Eiko(?) exposed Fubuki. Those two… well, I can see why stalker girl has a chance with Naeka. Maid Guy senses beat everything else.

    As for Davriot, he could also be into BL, could be a lolicon for whom anyone over the age of 14 is unsuitable, or he could just not like breasts the size of a man’s head… or else he’s waiting eagerly for his next dose of Code Geass: BL of the Rebellion. ;)

    tidal: That just shows you’re not broken ENOUGH.

  22. Oh man, Kogarashi is GAR to the extreme! I’d let him do me if you know what I mean. Forget the meido.

    I’m really broken aren’t I?

  23. Jason, you should start a “City Guide of Important Stuff Blog”. I learned more about Las Vegas from this post than what I have learned until now.

    Also, that panda scene killed me in this episode. It takes a Kogarashi to accidentally meet a panda in Tokyo (where’s this series located? some japanese city anyway) and kill it with out harming the skin.

  24. Man that Playboy Girls of Olive Garden is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of. How the hell is it any different then Girls Next Door? Or do a whole thing about waitresses or something. Is Olive Garden some glamorous or super-cool job? Are girls that work at Olive Garden especially attractive?

    I am not opposed to objectifying random women, but this whole thing smacks of corporate nonsense. Let’s keep pornography’s purity of purpose in tact.

  25. Tidal said:

    “don’t get me wrong, i liked the clannad posts. Meido tomoyo…that post had too much haess and myssa wall-o-text. Derailed everything.”

    Ummmm, there was text?

  26. When I saw Kogarashi with the panda, I expected the pursuing zoo keepers to burst in any moment. Where else does one find fresh city panda? “Randomly encountered” – riiiight.

  27. Jason, you sound so surprisingly shallow in your Vegas rant. Sometimes it’s not about the melonpan, but the heart behind that melonpan…as well as their skills in the boudoire. Also, if you’re in Vegas, the higer the melonpan the higher the rate of STD. Be warned 0 – 0

  28. >> Jason, you should start a “City Guide of Important Stuff Blog”. I learned more about Las Vegas from this post than what I have learned until now.

    I like Vegas a lot. It’s just such a surreal city, and “Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” is just an apt tagline. You just really have to explore and see for yourself… it changes every year.

    >> Jason, you sound so surprisingly shallow in your Vegas rant.

    With that comment, I can tell you’ve never been to Vegas. Vegas is all about being more shallow than the person next to you.

    >> Oh man, Kogarashi is GAR to the extreme! I’d let him do me if you know what I mean. Forget the meido. I’m really broken aren’t I?

    Yep… these are my readers.

  29. hmm i want to see this almost as much as i wanted emeril legosi vs morimoto on the original iron chef. not sure who would make a good on stage reporter has to be someone kind of annoying. But yea i can hear kamina as the director in my head “my dream! *pause* kitchen stadium!” *crunch* oh and Yoko as the snoby fortune teller judge who hates everything…

  30. “I wonder what would happen if Kogarashi and Nodame ever procreated. What sort of weird sounds would come out of that child… ?”

    It will probably be something like Kubo. Sounds like Kupo >_>

  31. Argh, can’t edit my post. I was commenting on Nodame and Kogarashi’s child.

  32. http://img257.imageshack.us/im.....ch0qc6.png

    The manga version of Fubuki is MUCH cuter. But Kogarashi is much, much more frightening when animated.

  33. I agree too. All the women are cuter in the manga version… But I think Maid guy is just as awesome looking in the manga, bar the few frames where he’s drawn really small, like when he was hunting the ninja maid on the rooftop.

    I wonder if they’ll bring in Fubuki’s Grandmother before the series ends. Even I’d give that one the GILF label….Cuz she still looks just as hot and young as Fubuki. And even pulls off Megane-ko, Fang, and Meido moe modes.

  34. Fubuki’s Grandmother is on the cover of volume 5, though you don’t see the fang there:
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  35. Kouryuu: Fubuki’s Grandmother is on the cover of volume 5, though you don’t see the fang there:

    … my god. She really COULD pass for seventeen, too. I wonder what Fubuki’s MOTHER is like, given how her own mother looks.

    Is it wrong to want Fubuki AND her grandmother?

  36. And notice I said ‘frightening’, not ‘less awesome’ – although when we first see him, he’s kinda scrawny… but he makes up for it after Grandfather introduces Fubuki and Kogarashi to his worthlessonly grandchildren… and indicates his research suggests she only respects macho, stoic, warrior-type servants, which is why Kogarashi was brought in.

  37. … my god. She really COULD pass for seventeen, too. I wonder what Fubuki’s MOTHER is like, given how her own mother looks.

    Is it wrong to want Fubuki AND her grandmother?

    a MILF and a GMILF???…

  38. Is it wrong to want Fubuki AND her grandmother?

    For my own sake, I’m going to answer no. The exception being if you desire a threesome with them. Then its incest, and thus wrong.

    And just for kicks, the grandmother is not only the leader of Fujiwara’s Maid brigade, she’s also his fiance. So she’s not only Fubuki’s Grandmother, but Naeka/Kyousuke’s Grandmother-to-be. I laughed when the only fears Kyousuke had was that once they married she’d stop wearing the maid uniform. Grandpa Fujiwara reassured him She (Tokowaka Arashi) will forever be made to wear the maid uniform, even after marriage. Not the situation also means Fubuki will no longer be Naeka’s maid, but her maid and step-sister? or would it be step-cousin?

    Though the fact that Fubuki’s grandmother is getting married now brings up another good question: what happened to her grandfather?

  39. At least he has good taste. That son of a bitch.

  40. “The exception being if you desire a threesome with them. Then its incest, and thus wrong.”

    …I dont see how can that be wrong if it feels soooo right…

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