amagi brilliant park 6

“You lack killer instinct.”

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I feel like every episode should include a Sento bath scene. You know that Japanese reality show where they send girls to random bath houses around Japan? I feel like there should be an anime imitation of that a la Dengeki Bunko Fighting Climax. Maybe have Sento, Amazing Haruka, and Mikuru Prime do a spoof of that reality show. Like that wouldn’t make more money than Tribe Cool Crew or Terra Formars.

(Then again, such an OVA with its demanding animation might turn into Jiggly Heaven while Terra Formars has a next to nothing animation budget. Mmmm…)

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Sylphy is the secret MVP. She’s the only one who got the dance routine down this time.

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“I would have loved to ask her how many times she itches the ditch per week.”

Whomever translated this, I want to buy you a beer. I’m just glad this important job didn’t fall into the hands of Crunchyroll because they’d apply the same delicacy to it as the censors for Yu-Gi-Oh!‘s guns.

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Totally not related to the previous image. Totally not looking for hot nipple sucking action.

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Macaron totally roofied Sento! This is like fifteen years in jail!

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Super perceptive Kanie not noticing the dead Tiramie (or doesn’t care about that), but totally not noticing Sento almost confessing to him? What is this?! I wonder if he is just playing dumb or somehow turned into a mortal, normal harem lead. Harem leads can never be aware than the trail of raven-haired beauties following them have the hots for them. It’s right here in the Modern Laws of Anime, right after the section about having to sit on the left side of the room next to the window.

(Sad new Modern Law of Anime: Fix all the things in the BD release.)

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Best part is that the astronaut is wearing his hat over his space helmet. What kind of dystopic future is it when NASA astronauts have to become amusement park workers to earn a living? Also, why the hell doesn’t Firefox have “dystopic” in its dictionary? Why is it trying to autocorrect it to “isotropic”?

(At this point, I think there’s more employees than visitors. And the hiring standards… uh… even Walmart is more selective for their Black Friday staff. Then again, it takes a certain special kind of quality to work at this park.)

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“You’re all hired!”

Classic three quarters for a dollar trade. Trading Sento for a hot MILF (with AV experience), a random high school girl, and a DFC loli is like trading Miguel Cabrera for Andrew Miller, Cameron Maybin, and Mike Rabelo. Is this the first time Mike Rabelo has been mentioned in an anime blog? Sleeveless, blushing Sento is the Miguel Cabrera of Amaburi. Hopefully Kanie has the sense not to trade her for randoms.

(Or in 6.82 terms, giving up Ogre Magi just so you can draft Mirana and Elder Titan.)

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Is this Sento’s version of having a wet dream?

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“This is kinda my thing though.”

OH TIRAMIE NOOOOOOOOOOO!

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“AVs desu.”

Perfect reactions. Love Sento’s “I’m going to puke” face, Kanie’s “Oh no, I activated a trap card!” face, and Moffle’s “I’m headed to YouPorn after this!” face.

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I felt like they could have done a bit more with the truth serum. Seems like except for Tiramie and Macaron, no one wanted to ask the hard questions. More importantly, it does feel like Sento held back a bit too much… wouldn’t she be immediately like, “ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL KANIE AWAY FROM ME?!” to each of the three girls? Like immediately? She dreamt about them!

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Three MVPS…

1. Sento. ヾ(`д´*)ノ

2. AV lady. (^・ェ・^)

3. NASA guy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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