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Sep 29 2003

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Test Your Guilty Gear IQ!

1. “Nani ga deru ka na?”:
A: Ikkitousen.
B: Nagasarete.
C: Fumoffu.

2. You’re playing against someone definitely better than you, but you managed to win using instant kill. Do you:
A: be modest and say, “I would have pwned you anway.”
B: be even more modest and say, “Man, you’re overrated.”
C: be extremely modest and scream, “On your knees, puny mortal!”

3. If you cosplay as Sol, and your gf dresses up as May, should you:
A: insist she wear the hat and nothing else, cuz it’s kinky.
B: swap costumes, cuz you look so much better as May.
C: yell out “GUNFLAME!” at, uh, certain moments.

4. If Johnny hits Dizzy with a coin three times, it means:
A: Dizzy needed change for bus fare.
B: 75 cents is her “going rate.”
C: Those are chocolate coins. It’s Valentine’s Day.

5. Name three Jellyfish Pirates:
A: Nayuki, Shiori, and Ayu.
B: Liz, Lyndz, and Thally.
C: Yotsuba, Chikage, and Sakuya.

6. When Zappa collects eight orbs, he can:
A: get a free pearl milk tea on his next visit to Tapioca Express.
B: summon the almighty Knights of the Round.
C: it’s a trick question. The max number of orbs is six.

7. Jam sounds like:
A: a chicken.
B: a chicken.
C: a chicken.

8. I-No is voiced by:
A: Belldandy.
B: Evil Belldandy.
C: Onegai Hussy.

9. “Dusting” means:
A: Dizzy is wearing a maid’s outfit and nothing else.
B: wiping the dust off of Capcom vs. SNK cuz you don’t need to play it with GG in da house.
C: it’s slang for “OMFG, I can’t believe you fell for the Grand Viper!”

10. In the GG mythos, how was Japan destroyed:
A: Godzilla.
B: stampede of fanboys fighting over a Sohee doll.
C: Potemkin ate too many beans.

11. Slayer is really a cross-over character from which popular anime:
A: Vampire Hunter D.
B: Hellsing.
C: Popotan.

12. After Bridget puts May in handcuffs at the end of story mode:
A: *censored*
B: *are you kidding? censored*
C: *definitely censored*

13. “Me and My Killing Machine” and “Amorphous” are:
A: the name of the rock bands that contributed to the soundtrack.
B: the subtitles to GGX and GGXX respectively.
C: nicknames that Ky gives his sword.

14. How does Baiken keep her robe on:
A: like J-Lo– using tape.
B: Baiken’s really a man, so it’s ok.
C: she doesn’t. There’s a reason why this game is rated MA.

15. The next game in the series is called:
A: Guilty Gear XXX: Dizzy Does Dallas.
B: Guilty Gear %Revolutions.
C: Guilty Gear Xtreme Beach Volleyball.

So how did you do?

The answers were AaA, bbB, CCc, dDd, and eee, but not necessarily in that order.