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The following is an excerpt from the journal of my FFXI character, a female Hume thief.

I am the lowest level on my party, with a midget white mage and a barbarian warrior both two levels ahead of me. We are fighting in Ghelsba Outpost trying to kill orcs without provoking the Warchief, who my warrior friend is affectionately calling “Warchef”. A party of six, around level 10, ran by asking if we wanted to ally with them to kill the Warchief. We declined.

We watched in muffled laughed as they were slaughtered one by one. I noticed that after the massacure, the Warchief had a sliver of life left. I readied my bow and slayed the Warchief in one hit. We ended up getting all of the rewards with none of the work. I am now known across the land as Warchief Wacker. Good times.

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