shakugan no shana 9… ahern <3

MELON BREAD! HOW I MISSED YOU!

Deus ex machina, I choose you!

Ike conveniently has tickets for everyone to go to Soapland Waterland.

Yoshida’s breasts conveniently seem three sizes larger when she’s not in a school uniform.

Yuji’s mom conveniently has a swimsuit from Mashiro’s Jailbait collection for Shana. (Speaking of Mai Otome… is it a good or bad thing that they ran the same damn joke in both series?)

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Mai Otome 9…
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Shakugan no Shana 9… coincidence?

The day that they pick to visit Waterland just so conveniently happens to be running a calvary competition.

This competition conveniently has a grand prize of all-you-can-eat melon bread.

And conveniently, neither Tenma, Eri, nor Ichijou are competing in this competition.

Yuji and Shana are conveniently placed on separate teams thus ensuring for a scenario where Shana goes Kaede on Yuji.

And, you know what? I don’t care. Service, service! This series has been most entertaining when Shana is crazed and looking like jailbait, and this episode delivers on both of those fronts. The only way the episode would have been better if we had a catfight between Yoshida and Shana going, “Tastes great!” “Less filling!” while ripping off each oth… okay, I’m just ranting now.

Continue on for 49 screenshots and melon bread moe.

Top Ten Shakugan no Shana 9 Screenshots

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#10. Symmetrical Ahoge
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#9. Otome wa do my best deshou?
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#8. “By applying the ideas of quantum mechanics to the Polyakov action—a procedure known as quantization—one can deduce that each string can vibrate in many different ways, and that each vibrational state gives the melon bread its unique flavor.”
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#7. Wonderbras are funny.
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#6. “Call me big daddy when you back that ass up.”
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#5. “Give me back Rin-sama!”
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#4. Shana wishes that she had switched to Geico.
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#3. The threesome scene between Yuji, his mom, and Shana never made it past the censors.
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#2. “Onna no H!”
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#1. The last time that I saw this look was when I said something like, “Honey, how about we stay home and watch Uta Kata instead of going to see Sideways?”

2 Responses to “shakugan no shana 9… ahern <3”

  1. Haha, I love that list.

    Shana 9 was

  2. death by fanservice! O__O;

    ah that link to mai otomone…creepy!!! >

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