lucky ☆ star 10

If you can read this, you have lost. a cat is fine too pic related gaijin 4koma 4tw melonpan i see what you did there lol fangtan milhouse is not a meme emo facial distortion haruhigasm delicious flat chest battletoads do not want tl;dr oh geass no source please it’s a trap kill oh noes it with fire gar how do i shoot web kawaii ponytails turn me on healthy girl fixed made of win spike dies time paradox anonymous does not forgive internet serious business lurk moar trust vectoring ownz macross zero style gb2// symmetrical docking epic uso da sage desu

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An episode featuring lexicon and a ツンデレ rant by Taniguchi? I must admit… definitely in AoMM’s wheelhouse, kinda like asking Steve Buscemi to play a madman. Taniguchi did get it right that ツンデレ has evolved and was originally meant to portray a gradual change from the aloof to the cuddly. A classical example would be Motoko from Love Hina where as the beginning of the manga’s run, she was as anti-Keitaro as Sunrise is anti-logical-plot-construction. Then as the manga evolved, and due to her various confrontations with Keitaro, she warmed up to him to the point where she was writing trashy novels about how she stole him from Naru. That’s the proper evolutionary course of a classical ツンデレ… they must evolve.

However, this is a sorta of a bad definition as it is time variant and thus require people to follow an entire series and not make generalities that tend besiege C-list anime blogs like AoMM. Also, most people, I think, had trouble understanding it and applied it to just the general “hard on the outside, soft on the inside” character type. You can even read the tsundere discussion page on Wikipedia to see that it has much debate about who is and who isn’t a ツンデレ. (Best part has to be all the infighting about Haruhi. I can’t believe I enjoyed such a dumb thing so much.) I really don’t mind ツンデレ as having both meanings, as, Oharuhi-sama knows, English has many words that have multiple meanings. I do have a suggestion for an alternate term for what modernly is known as ツンデレ… what is “hard on the outside, soft on the inside”?

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Well, for one thing, artery plaque deposits are hard on the outside, soft on the inside. These aren’t very moe and tend to be scary, so probably not a good meme.

How about teeth? They are a hard shell with a soft pulp inside? “Haruhi is a tooth!” Probably not. And I tend to think of LOL FANG-TAN more when it comes with dental work.

Bagels? Good ones are soft in the inside and have a crunchy outer shell. “Kagami is a delicious blueberry bagel.” Well, maybe not.

“Instead of picking Suzaku, Lulu should have picked that tasty red M&M Karen.” Better. M&M candy melts in your mouth, not in your hand. Plus it gives us a more appropriate term to describe a character who is hard on the outside, soft in the inside, but really, really hard in the side with Peanut M&M as in, “K1 made a mistake for falling for the creamy chocolate of Peanut M&M Shion and regretted it when he finally got to her hard, nutty core.” This could work.

I think ツンデレ is good enough. It’s a classic phrase like “ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US” and “jump the shark.” Why mess with it? But if you want an English equivalent, I’m tossing out M&M out there.

(But what about the opposite? Like a Ryoko Asakura who is soft and cuddly on the outside but extremely stabby and hardcore on the inside?)

Shooting Stars

Haruhigasm

A tossed up this poster almost a year ago. You know what? Still epic. But there’s been pretty much a new spread with every issue of Megami since then. I should do a Top Ten Haruhi Suzumiya Fold Out Posters but with the server as beat up as is, probably not a good idea.

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Melonpan

Omega Self-Referencing of the Year! Is it just me, or did they put more effort in drawing model Mikuru than Tsukasa? Mikuru has a lot more lines and much more shading than Tsukasa… though it would be interesting to see Mikuru drawn in the Lucky Star style– it would have been a perfect storm of moe.

(I’m surprised that we didn’t get to see God Knows Haruhi. Maybe that one’s in her father’s room.)

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Battletoads

So the first one was Keroro, the second is Tamama, that means that the third would have to be Giroro followed by Kululu then… mmm… I dunno, but the sixth one I would be hoping for Powered Natsumi.

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Spike dies

I would guess that the cover is from Come Make My Day, since it’s one of the covers that I do not recognize (and it’s also the newest novel). Also, it supposedly marks the beginning of the end of the Full Metal Panic franchise… it is rumored that the 20th novel (the next one) will be the last, and I think events in Burning One Man Force helped set it in motion. Sagara tells Chidori that he loves her. You can grab translations and spoilers from Ravyn’s blog.

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Pic related

(Full Metal Panic ending is pretty crushing… though not sure if that, Keroro, ああっ女神さまっ, or Haruhi‘s ending would be the crushingest. At gunpoint, I’d have to go with ああっ女神さまっ just because Belldandy fanboys are fearsome. I can picture a typical one heading out into the San Diego sun drinking milk or trying to draw Belldandy’s face on a volleyball after hearing how the series will end.)

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Time paradox!

Konata inherited her father’s mole? How do you pass on a mole?

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I see what you did there

I had a hard time adjusting to this before realizing how silly it is to choose between Kagami and Tsukasa. This isn’t like voting for a president– pick both! This post is brought to you by the word, “simultaneously.”

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Source please

Dammit. Brain freeze. I want to say Captain Harlock, but I know it’s wrong. Anyway, I don’t think Kamina would have been a bad alternate choice here.

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gb/c/

Tsukasa scores at least a 17 out of 10 on the kawaii meter. The God Knows Haruhi equivalent for Lucky Star must be a model kit featuring Tsukasa trying to work a cellphone.

(Another cute Tsukasa moment not involving a cellphone was when she was giddy watching Konata make that curry. Chopping veggies is a possible turn-on?)

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OH NOES!

What’s going through Tsukasa’s mind?

A. “I’ve been caught loading pr0n onto my cellphone!”
B. “I forgot to return Kodomo no Jikan…”
C. “Shit, I sent the ‘Up for a booty call?’ SMS to Kagami instead of Miyuki!”
D. “Shit, I’ve been busted for pirating a ringtone of Hare Hare Yukai.”
E. None of the above.

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Kill it! Kill it with fire!

Makoto in the background. Couldn’t they find a better way to reference Kanon?

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M&M

I wonder if Kyoto will spin off a romantic harem comedy involving Taniguchi and Akira? I think that has some legs… we’d get a behind the scenes look at Akira (they could even do it a la VH1’s Behind the Music) that would be fascinating.

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Delicious flat chest

I think Konata’s father is currently the leader in the clubroom for “most likely to end up on Dateline: To Catch a Predator.” I am kinda surprised that Kagami and Tsukasa weren’t terrified after that shrine maiden comment… and more surprised that they stuck around knowing Konata’s father may or may not mistake the situation for an H-game. Or maybe they’re just used to it because of Konata,

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Sage

Post over.

36 Responses to “lucky ☆ star 10”

  1. This series has really improved. I like the way the characters all go together, even with Miyuki appearing only occasionally. Provides a lot of good screenshots for 4ch too.

  2. > “…kill it with fire gar how do i shoot web kawaii ponytails turn me on healthy girl fixed…”

    Watch out people, he’s caught the /4chan/, and it is contagious!

  3. [quote post=”1103″]a cat is fine too pic related gaijin 4koma 4tw melonpan i see what you did there lol fangtan milhouse is not a meme emo facial distortion haruhigasm delicious flat chest battletoads do not want tl;dr oh geass no source please it’s a trap kill oh noes it with fire gar how do i shoot web kawaii ponytails turn me on healthy girl fixed made of win spike dies time paradox anonymous does not forgive internet serious business lurk moar trust vectoring ownz macross zero style gb2// symmetrical docking epic uso da sage desu[/quote]

    Aha, AoMM’s search terms for the last week!

  4. shot web. SHOT web.

    lurk moar.

  5. on a side note: why aren’t you doing seto no hanayoma again?
    even the trolls of /a/ are starting to like it.

  6. Hey. I’ve been a lurker here for some time but finally got motivated to comment about this. I can’t believe that didn’t get mentioned as an option for crunchy on the outside and smooth on the inside! It fits so perfectly and there’s a comical advert to go with it!

  7. And now I feel stupid for messing up the tags…

  8. [quote post=”1103″]I had a hard time adjusting to this before realizing how silly it is to choose between Kagami and Tsukasa. This isn’t like voting for a president– pick both! This post is brought to you by the word, “simultaneously.”[/quote]
    Exactly!
    Hard to understand how such an awesome pair (added up) has just one percent more popularity than Konata (in your poll)…
    I know it’s silly to get worked up about such stuff, but… That’s just wrong ;)

  9. Heh, Konata’s dad really made me laugh out loud. And even more after his F/SN reference XD

  10. The guy who could be an alternative of Kamina really looks likes Jouji Gouda from Akane Maniax. Lol they both have the same fiery passion too lol.

  11. The scene of them looking at Konata’s Mom and dad together in the picture was really well done, it helps accentuate his character more and makes me believe that somewhere in the future Konata will find a photobook of a bunch of photos of loli’s where she will give him an epic “Good Job” and a thumbs up.
    FSN reference where? how subtle must that have been for me not to notice?

  12. [quote post=”1103″]Source please[/quote]
    He’s Anizawa Meito the Animate mascot guy. Speaking of which you should come up with a mascot chara for AoMM. I vote for Siamese twins that are constantly symmetrically docked.

  13. [quote post=”1103″]FSN reference where? how subtle must that have been for me not to notice?[/quote]

    Konadad mumbles when he is moved to tears by dinnertable sitution: “Sakura… Tohsaka is your sister”

    :D

  14. Konata’s dad is great. Guaranteed unanimous first ballot hall of famer. From the camera at the athletic festival, to his late-wife, to his H-game dreams! Legend.

    And I know its just me, but the way Tsukasa blushed and said “Oto-san” when he asked her to help him with his cellphone made me melt. The fact that he asked Tsukasa and not Kagami as would be logical, leads me to believe there may be some fun in the tub going on.

  15. how appropriate, hiroyuki imaishi did anime tenchou and gurrenn lagann..

  16. Shiranai kun = Sebastian the Combat Butler!

  17. The anime store reference is to Anime Tenchou. Not really an anime series as far as I know, but I wish it was.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=nJ5PcrekxIE

  18. Sebastian, I mean Shiraishi was pretty talkative this episode. “Konata: And what about that? Tsukasa: Doesn’t matter.” Ouch.
    Wonder what memes Konata uses when on the imageboards. Do you think she trolls? Or maybe has a tripcode?
    Lots of KyoAni stuff in the back- and fore- ground. Has any Clannad shown up, maybe to promote it?

  19. The Animate Denjou cameo made me wish that Kyoto would remake G-Gundam, but alas…

  20. >>> would guess that the cover is from Come Make My Day, since it’s one of the covers that I do not recognize (and it’s also the newest novel)

    it’s from a short story collection (there are a bunch of them)
    the particular one is
    July 2006 サイドアームズ2 – 極北からの声 Side Arms 2 – Voice from the North ISBN 4-8291-1842-3 (taken from wiki — http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L.....Collection)

    on a side note, i’m writing my term paper on captcha, and yours is definitly on t3h w34k side ^^;

  21. [quote post=”1103″]Source please[/quote]
    アニメ店長, found out on 2chan

  22. I see you finally ended the twins debate AoMM style; threesome!

    And someone has to come up with a Haruhi fanart with the Lucky Star style…

  23. lol konata’s father is a big pimp ;]

  24. I’m going to second CrasHthe2nd on “Armadillo” as the new “Tsundere”. And while we’re discussing Lucky Star, am I just not enough of a pervert to understand the first line of the opening? What part of a sailor fuku is 3 centimeters?

  25. [quote post=”1103″]am I just not enough of a pervert to understand the first line of the opening? What part of a sailor fuku is 3 centimeters?[/quote]
    i don’t think it’s made be understood ; ; but since it’s the only place i can get my minami-chan fix right now, i will keep watch it 5 time every ep

  26. Yay, I had a nice post typed up but the new spam protection ate it. All my enthusiasm down the toilet. New code 4tl -_-

    This was a good ep..

  27. [quote comment=”151720″]Watch out people, he’s caught the /4chan/, and it is contagious![/quote]

    Lurk moar

    [quote comment=”151739″]on a side note, i’m writing my term paper on captcha, and yours is definitly on t3h w34k side ^^;[/quote]

    I’ve tried a lot of anti-spam solutions, and this is by far the best. The image types discriminate against the vision impaired and cost a lot more CPU time. As someone who gets 100,000 comment spam a month, I’m pretty picky what anti-spam tools I use.

    (BTW, if your comment gets moderated, do not keep sending it. That will piss off Akismet and probably get you moderated on other blogs as well. The mod queue gets e-mailed to me a few times a day, so it’s not like it’ll sit there for long.)

    [quote comment=”151748″]Yay, I had a nice post typed up but the new spam protection ate it. All my enthusiasm down the toilet. New code 4tl -_-[/quote]

    Are the math questions too hard?

    [quote comment=”151724″]Hey. I’ve been a lurker here for some time but finally got motivated to comment about this. I can’t believe that this didn’t get mentioned as an option for crunchy on the outside and smooth on the inside![/quote]

    Cuter than artery clogging plague, but not as cute as an M&M IMHO. This is probably not what I want to associate a nubile anime schoolgirl with… doh… do I flag myself for a “Yep, these are my readers”? How would that work?

  28. Over on AnimeSuki, they came up with “harinekko”, or baby hedgehog.

    http://forums.animesuki.com/sh.....stcount=93

  29. The annoying thing about the spam protection is that on half the comments I’ve made since the update I’ve just forgotten to fill the field in, and then had to retype what I said. Wouldn’t be hard to put something like that in, and no reason not to on the spam protection front, so laziness on someones part.

  30. I came across a tag for the antithesis of tsundere while browsing danbooru back in the day. I think it was something like “yondere” maybe, but I’m probably wrong.

  31. [quote post=”1103″]Source please[/quote]
    What’s this ‘source’ you speak of?

    sauce on source plz.

  32. There better be super moe-mode Miyuki coming soon!

  33. [quote comment=”151756″][quote post=”1103″]Source please[/quote]
    What’s this ‘source’ you speak of?

    sauce on source plz.[/quote]
    [quote comment=”151731″][quote post=”1103″]Source please[/quote]
    He’s Anizawa Meito the Animate mascot guy. Speaking of which you should come up with a mascot chara for AoMM. I vote for Siamese twins that are constantly symmetrically docked.[/quote]

    [quote comment=”151755″]I came across a tag for the antithesis of tsundere while browsing danbooru back in the day. I think it was something like “yondere” maybe, but I’m probably wrong.[/quote]
    BOXCUTTERS. DO YOU KNOW THEM?
    Also, Strato used ‘bipolar’ before, but I guess the term is more of a medical/two-faced condition than a hard/soft personality trait. I’d describe Akira as a bipolar than a tsundere, for example.

    I never expected you to go full-out on the opening paragraph /a/-style. And I may need to lurk a little more in /c/… Needs moar Tsukasa!

  34. Seriously, Jason, you should take a break from surfing 4chan all the time.

    And seconding the idea for an AoMM mascot. Maybe Tsukasa in a meido outfit? You could even make it a periodic thing, so you can swap it with Satoko in the coming months.

    Finally, age to counter sage.

  35. Its not the math, or the light shaded and small font that are easy to miss. Its the fact if you hit enter and something goes wrong and you need to go back; all your text will be gone. I know its possible to code a textbox to where it ‘remembers’ what you typed. I’ve seen that on a lot of forums and some other sites.

    Its a very useful feature, because lots of things can happen to cause a post not to post. Just letting you know for future possible code improvements.

  36. I third the idea of meido Tsukasa. Probably the best thing since, if not better than meido Mikuru.

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