top ten minami-ke novels i want to read

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Top Ten Minami-ke Novels I Want To Read

10. “Chez Hosaka’s Thirty Quick Meals for Impressing Your Imaginary Girlfriend”

9. “An Inconvenient Banchou”

8. “The 7 Effective Habits of Little Brothers” by Touma

7. “The Melancholy of Chiaki Minami”

6. “The 5 People You’ll Break in Heaven” by Kana

5. “If I Had a Brain, This Is How I Would Use It” by Kana

4. “The Juice Connoisseur” by Hayami

3. “The Mako-cakes, or Female and Back Again”

2. “I Loved a Minami Sister”

1. “The Legend of Haruka Minami”

36 Responses to “top ten minami-ke novels i want to read”

  1. i’d read any book that had pictures of haruka…nekkid.

  2. First post huh…

    How about …..

    Haruka wears Prada
    Fujioka’s Dictonary OTL
    How to trick your little sister every time By Kana
    10 minutes a day for Godly Ab’s by Hosaka
    Flotation manual for Haruka’s chest ….Best seller IMHO
    Exalted takes of Bancho….

    Finally I am hoping for a movie in which the title follows something along the lines of ‘Haruka does Hosaka’ …. >_<

  3. 10. “Chez Hosaka’s Thirty Quick Meals for Impressing Your Imaginary Girlfriend”

    Ow, that’s cold and mean :(

  4. i’d read any book that had pictures of Hosaka…nekkid.

  5. I’d stay away from anything with the word “Hosaka” and “Juice” in it lol

    But I’d love to read the Legend of Haruka Minami, The Melancholy of Chiaki Minami and The 7 Effective Habits of Little Brothers XD

  6. lol, no.6 should be ranked higher, really.

  7. additional novels
    11) How to please people everyday without knowing your true feelings by Fuyuki.
    12) Trips and Tricks by Haruka Minami.
    13) Steps on building your BAKA army by Kana Minami.
    14) Ways of bullying conceded and foolish people by Chiaki Minami.
    15) How to become blindly stupid towards love by Fujioka.

  8. Chiaki should do one more:

    How to Look after a Hamster

    And by “hamster”, it’s applicable to both animal and human.

  9. I’d read any book that had pictures of Mako-cakes….wait, does Chris Hansen read this blog?

  10. This list is obviously missing “The Lord of the Banchou” and “Children of Minami”.

  11. You forgot one, Bob. Chris Hansen’s “How to Catch an American Otaku”

  12. by Mako-cakes:
    “Broken Eye for the Straight Guy”

    by Kana:
    “How to Break Friends and Influence Sisters”

  13. The Tale of Two Fujiokas

  14. Oh right, this’ll be a best-seller for sure: “Romance of the Three Minamis”

    But if it were a game, I’m sure it’d be “Minamization IV”

  15. I think the Minami sisters in episode 7 want to write a book, given the question they ask:

    “Are There Any Guys Mako-chan Likes?” – by Minami Haruka.

  16. One more:

    “What Women Want – Me” by Minami Touma

    http://img164.imageshack.us/im.....m6.jpg?s=1

  17. http://img266.imageshack.us/im.....718re2.jpg

    I don’t care anymore, etc…

  18. Oh man, Jason have a Mako-cakes-gasm.

  19. (* will have) Oh god, I’m not able to use proper grammar because of the exitement! :P

  20. Yes, Jason’s probably received a few screenshots by now of Mako-chan being dressed up as a maid. With this episode, he has finally crossed the point of no return – the girls think he’ll make a wonderful wife, and well… wait till you see the confession scene.

    Next week’s preview has a return of Haruka-neesama is Amazing, minus the weird flotation devices.

  21. What about “Uchida” by Vladimir Nabokov.

  22. What about “Uchida” by Vladimir Nabokov.

    No, that’s just you. I think the rest of us are happy to wait until Chris Hansen won’t be the chaperone for the evening.

  23. I can’t tell which is worse.

    I have to keep telling myself that Mako-cakes is only 12ish

    I have to keep telling myself that Mako-cakes has a penis

    Either way I think I this anime has increased issues. Not only do the characters get broken, it breaks the viewers.

  24. There’s no way there’s a penis on that, I won’t accept it : By Jason

    Perhaps a picture book?

  25. ermm, Fellowship of the Brokens, The Three Sisters and The return of the Boss?

  26. I fear we have all overlooked the obvious… OTL

    I am boss by Kana

  27. Somewhere between THE PUNCH, and A GOOD WALK SPOILED, I’m quite certain that there’s a Minami-ke book that John Feinstein could write. Mind you, it would not be a novel, but it would be a very VERY good book.

  28. What does 1.) “The Legend of Haruka Minami” refer to?

    Is it bad that the first thing I thought of was “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy”?

    What would that movie even look like, Will Ferrell opposite Minami Haruka?

  29. Ill second Nabokov’s “Uchida”. Would be a great read while listening to Bob Marley’s “Looking in Chiaki’s big brown eyes”.

  30. Rivensteel:

    What does 1.) “The Legend of Haruka Minami” refer to?

    It refers to the ‘banchou days’ of Minami Haruka, which were shown in the first season, episode 8, the legend which was recorded in Keiko’s notebook by the ‘banchou’ prior to Fujioka – the one who didn’t want the job, and whose nosy friend could only rave about Haruka-banchou’s ferocity.

  31. Riven needs to watch the entire first season to grasp the awesomeness.

    Anyway how about “Down in The Dumps” by Yamada or “Got to Believe in Magic” by Hosaka

    I’d read anything with a minami sister in it :3

  32. and who’ll be the Humbert Humbert to “Uchida’s” Uchida?

  33. If they were making a movie, id volunteer myself. I can do all my own stunts and sex scenes as well.

  34. paparaharaha

    If they were making a movie, id volunteer myself. I can do all my own stunts and sex scenes as well.

    You do realize the oldest of the lot is in high school, right? And I believe she’s either a first or second year… which makes her too young, still. Kana and Chiaki… are younger.

    Maybe you need to look outside – I think I hear Chris Hansen of “How to Catch a Pedophile” and his camera crew driving up to your doorstep. ;)

  35. Here’s some other ones:

    “The Art of Break” by Kana

    “The Crying Game: Japan” By Mako-cakes

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