ore no imouto 7

“Maboroshi… apprivoise!”

So Kirino made up an excuse of “intelligence gathering for a novel” to really drag Kyousuke out on a hot Christmas day-to. Genius!

(Still does not top Nanasaki’s and Junichi’s day-to on Christmas. Not unless Kirino and Kyousuke start using some of those “weird gadgets.”)

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I ascertain that it’s one thing for a guy to buy a girl an expensive ring. It’s another for her to bully him into buying said ring. Just not quite the same scenario. Also, that’s a $350 ring. Kinda expensive for an on-the-spot gift for high school students, unless someone is whoring.

(And Kyousuke was carrying around $220? Looking into my wallet… I have $35. When will Japan discover the wonders of credit cards for racking up airline miles.)

(Speaking of credit card miles, why can’t Hollywood make a good happy airport movie? After watching both The Terminal and Up in the Air recently, I’m beginning to think it’s impossible because airports are just a depressing place. It’s just not somewhere you want to be for any extended period of time. Or I’m just not looking forward to my upcoming trips.)

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She got the earring instead? Probably good choice.

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“Damn that goth loli! Turning my imouto into a sex slave?!”

I admit, I laughed at the whole fight between Kuroneko and Kirino. I like how they’re both so similar yet so different. Though, to be fair, Kuroneko probably wouldn’t shove her friends and family in front of a bus, both figuratively and literally. I enjoyed how each complained of the other’s writing style and how each put the other into a horrible sexual situation in their novels. Good job by all. Everyone gets a gold star today.

(No, seriously, I want to read Kirino’s account of Kuroneko’s alter ego’s rape… the one that features nothing but white space and emoji. I’d imagine there would be a lot of “x_x” faces? I dunno. Is there even emoji for tentacle rape?)

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“He said he could feel the passion for little sisters in my writing.”

That’s not “passion” that he’s feeling.

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“It’s about me, an astronaut, winding up on a planet full of little sisters and doing amazing things. (To the little sisters.)

She stole my idea! Well, kinda. Mine actually makes sense. See, how can you have a planet full of little sisters? Would some of them be older sisters? You need a balance between onii-chans and imoutos because you technically can’t have all imoutos. My idea? All meido. Ah fuck yeah.

(Yes, shame on me for using English grammarification on Japanese romanji. Imoutos… or should it have been las imoutas?)

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“I’ll call you ‘pr0n hunter’ from now on!!!”

Kirino breaks out the emo facial distortion for this one. My gosh, staring at sexed up little sisters in eroges? Playing 2D fighters featuring destructible clothing and tentacle rape? Reading light novels about sex slaves? All a-okay. But looking for YouPr0n clips of 3D women? Oh fuck no. That’s a crossed line.

(Andohbytheway, she makes Kyousuke make it up to her because he’s viewing pr0n? I was expecting her to be like, “Lick my feet, dog,” but then I realized this wasn’t Zero no Tsukaima. We’re at least 2 or 3 episodes away from that scenario.)

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Where’s the Logitech Harmony remote? Gah. I can’t stand normal plebeian remotes.

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Great idea. Douse herself with cold water on a cold winter’s day. Fantastic. When I saw Kirino bully Kyousuke into buying her the ring, I knew she would pull a fast one such that they’d have to…

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… get a room at a love hotel. I just want to know at this point… does this turn into a romantic or passionate relationship between these two? We all know it’s not _if_ they’re going to bonk, just _when_. I’d like some warning beforehand, just so I can do the move where I put my hands to cover my face yet peak out between my fingers. Thanks. I’d appreciate it.

(And, yeah, I wouldn’t count out something like “mom had an affair with the milkman” at this point either.)

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“This hotel’s bathroom has some weird gadgets.” and “Siscons are the _worst_!”

Needless to say, this show is strong on quotes. Strongest since Bakemonogatari.

(And Kirino was planning on spending a night here? And she only aborted her plans before she felt it was “dangerous”? She brought a guy to a love hotel! That’s like appearing on Jerry Springer and then be shocked that chairs are thrown.)

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“The main character goes around saving girls and rebuilding the world with them.”

Of course, only the survivors are little sisters and this one rich venture capitalist. And, of course, since the world has been destroyed, money still matters. I can’t wait for Kirino’s sequel for this… Imouto of the Dead! Little sisters and one older brother have to fend off waves and waves of zombies! Genius!

(The way Kirino completely plotted out and planned their day-to with that notebook is enduring. I always like girls who favor notebooks over iPhone note apps.)

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Kuroneko’s and Shiori’s clothes never change. Ugh, lazy. Also like the stack of donuts in front of Kirino… did they cut out the part when she vomits them back out? Ooooh… Kuroneko is eating her donut with a napkin. Makes me want to find my own goth loli and take her to Krispy Kreme.

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“You’ve done well to make it this far.” #animecliches

Reminds me of when I was learning Japanese, and the class was going over new vocabulary. Sensei said “sekai,” and I answer, “ZA WARULDO!”

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“I’m going to release my full-power magic into you at point blank, so don’t move, bitch.”

I know what to say next time I’m about to ****** **** *** ******* *****.

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Animation quality? Incredible. Lotsa detail, letsa background movement, and losta camera perspectives. It’s neck-and-neck with Star Driver for best animation production work this season. Unfortunately, one show is about a glamorous giant mecha that thrives on high budget animation… the other is a show about a little sister who wishes her brother wasn’t such an idiot that could have been done for a third of the price probably.

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Good ending pic. Swiftly apprivoised.

23 Responses to “ore no imouto 7”

  1. Day-to with no santa suit… no win.

  2. They changed Family Mart into Sister Mart! This show is nothing if not ridiculous.

  3. >Sensei said “sekai,” and I answer, “ZA WARULDO!”
    Awesome post.

    I’m having trouble decrypting ****** **** *** ******* ***** though. So the first 5 letter word is a verb. Insert? Unload? Hmm too hard. Can I buy a vowel?

  4. Gotta admit I lost interest on the series at episode 4. I just might take it up again, due your lolzy writing, and good screens.

    Also, Amagami 19 post soon? I wanna crack a joke already xD

  5. Kuroneko is so fashionable that she only eats donuts that perfectly match the color of her hair roses. Saori, on the other hand, found a flannel shirt and jeans that fit her, so she went online and bought 20 of each so she never has to think about what she’s wearing. The bandannas are actually cloth napkins she got in a bulk set.

  6. Well, you know what they say. A true otaku never spends extra on clothing.

  7. Saori’s otaku gear is a very good disguise when you compare to her non-otaku gears. She looks almost like a different person.

  8. “while I peak out between my fingers”. . . This must be a new euphemism for fappage. And your Freudian slip is showing.

  9. Kuroneko rocks. I loved her introduction at the start of the episode, and she turns out to be as much of as a critic as I am.

    Loved her and Kirino’s impressions of each other, and their mirrored conversations with Kyousuke.

    Also this ain’t no Amagami where we see the members of the cast who don’t have focus going about their daily lives – instead Saori and Manami (glad we didn’t skip right past her after last weeks episode) have to call in.

  10. for all kirino’s bad parts, she does have fashion sense. love the belt.

  11. oh yeah, and about the cash. kirino gets money from modeling.. but kyousuke must be one spoiled kid;;;;

  12. “The main character goes around saving girls and rebuilding the world with them.”

    Bioshock? It is full of little sisters…

  13. “(And Kyousuke was carrying around $220? Looking into my wallet… I have $35. When will Japan discover the wonders of credit cards for racking up airline miles.)”
    It’d be even weirder if high school students are carrying credit cards….

  14. Makes me want to find my own dress up as a goth loli and take her go to Krispy Kreme.

    FTFY

    (And, yeah, I wouldn’t count out something like “mom had an affair with the milkman” at this point either.)

    “I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.”

    Is there even emoji for tentacle rape?

    If you really need one for your novel (T§T) kinda looks like tentacles violating an orifice.

  15. I love that “Damn that goth loli! Turning my imouto into a sex slave?!” moment…. but even better was the immediate realization of “Oh wait I did that too >.>;” XD

    And goddamn Kyousuke gotta remember to delete that history! Or even better go with private browsing… amateur :P

  16. So a male teenager can take a 14 year old girl into a love hotel. Nobody complains.
    Yeah, Japan is awesome indeed.

  17. oh yeah, and about the cash. kirino gets money from modeling.. but kyousuke must be one spoiled kid;;;;

    I thought the dad hates Kyousuke. I don’t see him giving money just for the hell of it.
    I don’t really understand how he could have that much money on him, although, saving little by little, you could get there, but then why would you want to blow all that away on your little sister, who’s dragging you around like a slave?

    …. double entendres ahoy.

    “He said he could feel the passion for little sisters in my writing.”

    That’s not “passion” that he’s feeling.

    Only in anime will you get ridiculous, badly-written editors okaying everything.

    Oh wait.

  18. Minor nitpick: It’s “Kiraboshi,” actually, as in the name of the fabulously evil organization.

    But you probably already knew that, didn’t you?

  19. You see, both Kirino’s and Kuroneko’s argument would’ve been null and void if they’d just watch Nanoha. That’s about friendship AND unloading a giant magical laser in someone’s face at point blank range.

  20. Is there even emoji for tentacle rape??

    If it doesn’t exist, it shall be made. no. exceptions.

  21. … get a room at a love hotel. I just want to know at this point… does this turn into a romantic or passionate relationship between these two? We all know it’s not _if_ they’re going to bonk, just _when_. I’d like some warning beforehand, just so I can do the move where I put my hands to cover my face yet peak out between my fingers. Thanks. I’d appreciate it.

    (And, yeah, I wouldn’t count out something like “mom had an affair with the milkman” at this point either.)

    Oh. So this ISN’T going to turn out like MARMALADE BOY….

    *flail*

    I’ve been crying myself to sleep over nothing, then.

  22. Good ending pic. Swiftly apprivoised.

    One tiny technical detail I forgot. Apprivoiser is the French verb for To Tame. To Domesticate. To approve would be: “APPROUVEZ!! BITCHES!!”

    But since I’m from Wisconsin, I still approve of that picture.

  23. Why are there so few people wanting a wincest end? Or rather, given the high likelihood of a wincest end (It’s ore no IMOUTO, not ore no osananajimi/tomodachi, srsly) why are there still so many moralfags still around declaring /ragequit?

    So many, many people have that pretentious “I watch OreImo for its realist depiction of estranged siblings in the context of an introduction to otakuhood” thing going on. Then there’s a Kirino/Brousuke blush scene and they’re all NO LONGER WATCHING THIS IMMORAL FILTH… until the next episode where they’re “Oh, I’m a tolerant, well-adjusted person who’s willing to give this show a second chance, I’m sure they were just messing with us, ohoho”

    I HOPE THE NEXT EPISODE SHOWS GRATUITOUS WINCEST PENETRATION.

    Wincest end ftw.

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