five images: today in /hr/

Epic.

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I don’t care anymore. Just shoot me. No way there’s a penis on this. None. I won’t accept it. Let’s just Kashimashi this thing and enjoy the melonpan. Moe grade: A.

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The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya girls in full cleavage-enhancing kawaii goth gear? Fantastic. Now if only we can get a Megami spread of the Kanon girls with less than fifty layers of clothing on. Moe grade: A.

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Time paradox? I’ll put a Kahlua/Apricot/Tequila threesome right underneath the Mikuru/All Woman Mikuru/LOL FANG-TAN threesome. Moe grade: B.

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Burn it! Burn it with fire! Engulf it in molten hot magma! Moe grade: D.

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Fanservice sells, even if it is a Pink Haired Zero Magic Loli. Moe grade: C.

30 Responses to “five images: today in /hr/”

  1. Muha, I’m first.

    Sweet pix!

  2. I’m surprised Shana–er, Louise isn’t trying to blast the camera (and cameraman) out of existence right now. Could it be Saito taking the shots?

  3. >>Let’s just Kashimashi this thing and enjoy the melonpan.

    Yes, I agree. I wouldn’t have to use the “Fap first worry later” excuse too.

  4. Me like melonpan.^^.

  5. Goth Haruhi; what would be next, airplane girl fetish?

    Mizuho; the guys at Feel are EVIL!

    Time paradoxes 4tw.

  6. Holy Crap give me Mikuru in the outfit! RAWR!

  7. >>Let’s just Kashimashi this thing and enjoy the melonpan.

    Click your heels three times and it will come true, failing that just pray to Haruhi-sama.

    >>Could it be Saito taking the shots?

    Only that traitor could be so cruel…no amount of this rubbish will ever justify that idiot choice. What a fantastic waste of precious water resoucres.

  8. >>Let’s just Kashimashi this thing and enjoy the melonpan.

    After Ep45 I am with Jason on this. There is no guy at that age on th ehostory of this earth has that much self control with a cute in bed with him. NONE.

    Until i see something otherwise. Mizuho is a girl raise as a boy and pretending to be a girl.

    >>>Click your heels three times and it will come true, failing that just pray to Haruhi-sama.

    Do we need to make a sacrifice? Like a certain green doll in a roaring fire?

  9. >> Muha, I’m first.

    Congratulations jason. Now you have people fighting over commenting your posts first. This talks a lot about the popularity of this blog.

    >> >>Let’s just Kashimashi this thing and enjoy the melonpan.

    Actually, they might be taking requests at this moment. Link related.

    http://tinyurl.com/sphgq

    (TinyURL’d so I don’t break the comment width)

  10. >> Do we need to make a sacrifice? Like a certain green doll in a roaring fire?

    I’d burn it. Even if a sacrifice is not required.

    Also, I uploaded all comics I gathered about Yuuno’s “problem” (see my post above):
    http://rapidshare.com/files/13.....o.zip.html

    BTW, most of them (not all) are also on this archive, which also contains a lot of funny Nanoha strips (They are REALLY funny):
    http://rapidshare.com/files/75.....e.zip.html

  11. >>After Ep45 I am with Jason on this. There is no guy at that age on th ehostory of this earth has that much self control with a cute in bed with him. NONE.

    I disagree, in fact there is a whole neighborhood in my home town that disagrees…

    >>Do we need to make a sacrifice? Like a certain green doll in a roaring fire?

    No, Haurhi-sama is not some petty pagan diety. Outrageous acts of fanboyism/fangirlism are the most powerful prayers. To sacrifice a pocky loving, deliciously evil, box warmongering, and green dress toting doll is a not only a crime against civilization, it is blasphemy! Haruhi-sama does not want to see such mysteries destroyed, nay it shall be studied and retained as a pet~desu. Saimoe only proved one thing that otakudom can never function as a democracy with all this ballot stuffing and outright cheating. As Stalin once said voting decides nothing, those who count the votes decide everything.

  12. desu~

    if i remember right, for that first poster, mizuho is actually the ghost girl… seems she can shape shift >.>

    still… we’d hit that…

  13. me hate rapidshare ; ;

  14. Need more Crescent Moon Feena… shes so hawt.. anyone know where can I get more?

  15. zomg Gothi-loli Haruhi!!

  16. I’m with Xellos, and I’m only up to ep. 2. Mizuho is seriously gender confused due to being raised as a boy by his perverted father. Or something. Mariya, the nun, and the teacher are all just “playing along” Poor Shion. She’s going to finally take a joke too far and get the shock of her life: a double trap!

  17. from bunny girl to schoolgirl and now gothloli?!

    haruhi has a lot of “potential”…

  18. I’m starting to scare myself…o_o’
    Just sat down and looked at Mizuho’s melonpan and wondered if those were “real” or not, and if fake, how could they fake them so well o_o”
    …there is only one solution for this: Watch more “Otome” to see if a scenario like this happens and find out teh truth!

  19. No matter how hard you guys pray, Mizuho is still a guy. He proves it in the game. Several times. On several different people.

    The man’s a monster I tell you O_O.

  20. Well, broadcast standards won’t let them “prove” it on TV, so anything’s possible….

  21. Whenever I see Haruhi in a new costume, I think “Sigh… producers trying to milk Haruhi even more.” I think they’re trying to cover all bases in terms of fetishes.

    About Otome, I’m sure the producers don’t give a damn about his actually being a guy… why make him less attractive as a girl? Just capitalize on it… Forget the minor details…

  22. >> Congratulations jason. Now you have people fighting over commenting your posts first. This talks a lot about the popularity of this blog.

    I think it just means that this blog has the same audience-type as Slashdot. I get a lot of comments now about my misspellings which I find funny because I think on a word-to-misspelling ratio, I do much better than a typical Blogger.com or MSN space or MySpace blogs.

    (Though I’ve been testing FF2’s… it flags too many things as misspellings like all HTML and CSS tags as well as “melonpan.” Utterly unacceptable.)

  23. But the golden thing about FF2’s spellchecker is that you can add words to it. ^^;

    Cheers.

  24. >> 18

    read >> 12

  25. OK-this definetly made my day!!

  26. LOL. Lord Jesus. Just go ahead and fap if you want. ITS ANIMU. Waterho is a dude, OK? He’s a guy. Just dressed up as a girl, and has a girlish voice [because he’s young] and a unisex name. The show can cater to those who enjoy female fanservice, [girl on girl action, or implied action/romance/funny situations] AND it also appeals to girls, and boys [like me] who find it interesting, funny, and perhaps a little cute to see a male take on a female role. Nothing new here, folks. Read 2 pages about Japanese history and culture, and one can easily see where this comes from. Just enjoy, and press the noses. =)

  27. hejka :D …pewnie mnie nie zroumiecie ale co tam xD…więc…na prawde fajny blog :D…niestety..nie rozumiem ani słowa z tego co tu piszę xD ale z tego co widzę to jest fajny :)…so….i think u don’t understand polish language so…xD…i can speak english only a little but..i can say thi blog is rlly nice :)…pozdraiwam :D

  28. poprawka…rozumiem co tu piszę ale nie wszystko xD

  29. I love anime a lot so.but i can’t help it.but I love these shows.

  30. @Radda:

    Hung like one too, holy fuck. ‘Biggest’ plot twist in the entire series, ifyaknowhatimean. Honestly, I dont know whats more a combonation of confusing and terrifying unlike anything else; the fact that he’s hotter than half the girls he nails, the elegant hair, beautiful red eyes and perfect ass (not afraid to admit it), or the fact that he’s 100% hetero(lolwut). And even after taking that all into account, knowing that the man could satisfy a damn elephant if he so wished it. I don’t know who’s luckier, Mizuho, or the school full of hot ‘n horny catholic virgins.

    Finding the infamous and extremely fappable sex scenes on the net are somewhat difficult, but I recall seeing several on danbooru, including one doujin page with Mizuho in full uncensored glory, and it was almost as big as Takako’s head. The Good Lord certainly is giving when it comes to compensation. Hell, it even has practical use; in a life or death situation, he could wield it like a deadly, veiny club. He’ll take a motherfucker’s head off with it, too.

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