kamen no maid guy 13, twittered

This summer, plenty of breasts.

(Nagi says, “Hayate might be a little wimpy… and too friendly with the other girls… but Maid Guy isn’t better than my Hayate! URASAI URASAI URASAI!”)

1:25

Very happy to write this post. The build-up of excitement because of Maid Guy, fanservice, and a no-limit OVA… let’s just say that we’re bordering on the Obama inauguration in terms of anticipation. You’re excited too. I know it.

2:05

Wait, I watched an OP by KOTOKO, then find some rich protagonists on a private tropical beach… didn’t I just see something like this? I got both shows on the same day, and I couldn’t decide which one to watch first. I settled on watching this episode first because there’s a greater probability of nakkidness, and then I tried to write both posts together but failed miserably. I couldn’t concentrate flipping back and forth between Fubuki and Maria. Took me about six times longer to write than normal.

2:05

I see no romance in her future. Only hair sensors. Mmm…

(For our futures? The episode title explains all, “This summer, plenty of breasts.”)

2:22

Just realized that this episode is only twenty minutes long. Just a devastating turn of events.

2:35

Nothing like starting off a fanservice-filled OVA than a dead guy. Unless the dead guy is a zombie that needs to feed off melonpan… mmm…

3:20
3:20

I. Like. Where. This. Is. Going.

(Decided against making this a full on NFSW post.)

3:36

“Maid Guy Ear!”

Kogarashi! How I missed your antics. I’m totally confused about the outfit though… a baseball hat worn gangsta style over a meido bonnet? And an antenna ahoge sticking out?

3:44

Naeka’s manifest destiny is to work at soapload alongside Uchida someday. Right now, she’s executing complex martial arts moves while nakkid. Bouncy… wait, what was I writing about again?

3:58

Clumsy and easy meido Fubuki! She’s no Kogarashi, that’s for sure. But is she in the same tier as Maria? Or lower since Maria isn’t clumsy? But then again, Maria isn’t easy… I have no clue where I’m going with this. We just had nipples galore. Bad time to be writing a post.

4:06

“The way you write that, it makes it sound horrible.”

Sorry! But it had to be written.

4:36

“Kukuku. I don’t need advice from a clumsy meido like you!”

Now this is the Kogarashi we all know and worship. Kukuku.

4:51

This episode delivers. Now if only we can get Fubuki into to action as well… yeah, I know I’m being greedy.

5:20

Nipples… everywhere. It’s horrible.

By the way, the villain this episode is Urashima Tarou, and I could have sworn I heard “Keitaro” instead. That would make more sense– he got killed by Naru, and then resurrected as a breast-feeding zombie. Honestly, I would watch this alternate timeline to Love Hina. Religiously.

6:05

Fubuki sure showed those buckets of water! She sliced through them like Exia through Flags.

6:35

Naeka has to be top ten in terms of anime characters who spend a disproportionate amount of her time defying gravity while nakkid.

6:55

“Maid Guy Cutter!”

He cuts trees and hovers? This is a man to be reckoned with. Also, Awesome Kogarashi Moment (AKM) #1.

7:02

Kogarashi’s nails are black… are they black from dirt? Dried blood? Please don’t tell me that he colors them– that just destroys my Maid Guy Illusion.

(Strangely reminds me of Tomoya holding Ushio… only the exact opposite.)

7:08

“The one who serves you is me, Maid Guy!”

Why does Naeka think that Kogarashi’s checking her out? She’s waaaay out of his league… I mean… who would be in Kogarashi’s league? Like if you put Kogarashi’s profile into match.com, I shudder to think of the results?

7:30

Naeka’s using Kogarashi’s uniform as a wrap… there’s something strangely hawt about a girl using your meido fuku as an article of clothing… I think…

(The fanservice hath delivered.)

7:39

I’m not well versed in Urashima Tarou’s myth, and I rather rewatch the hot bath scene than wiki him. So there. More insightful work by blog好き.

8:18

I’m sorry. What was I writing again? Oh yes, “This summer, plenty of breasts” is a pretty damn summary of this episode.

9:26

So Urashima is just a breast connoisseur? I feel like there should be books on this topic like how there’s books about wines, cheeses, and classic cars connoisseuring. I want to read a comparison between a port of Yoko versus the more aged Yomako-sensei.

(And please don’t try to inject some random plot in my fanservice OVA. Please use that screentime for more fanservice. Thanks a bunch.)

11:57

It’s a trap!

Kousoke’s a genius. Or a pervert. Or a combination of the two.

13:22

I think I know where this is going. Soapload!

Kousoke’s a geniusvert. We need him on Toradora. Desperately.

13:23

Enjoy Aiko’s and Miwa’s expressions… just so much disgust, they look like Rolo during the episode of Code Geass R2 where Lulu becomes the object of all female attention.

14:06

But there’s a flaw! They’re not real, and Urashima demands realism. I’m telling you, if Urashima had a book on Amazon called, “My 1,300 Years of Breast Experiences,” it would be a top ten seller. I might even buy a Kindle for it.

14:42

Maid Guy Hair Sensors! AKM #2! Awesome. I’d say that the plan has worked perfectly.

14:58

Like how the turtle just went, “Hey, those two fake boobied ones failed, the meido should go next!”

15:27

The nakkid apron attack is pretty good…

16:03

… but the malfunctioning nakkid apron attack is even better. Kousoke, I applaud you. Even if you’re fantasizing about your own sister.

16:06

And now they have Urashima trapped… so what does Maid Guy do? Attack him with his hair sensors?

16:16

No. In a stroke of brilliance, he attacks Fubuki! Just pure genius. AKM #3.

(Sadly, Fubuki is the only character who doesn’t go completely topless. I feel cheated somehow…)

16:45

And in a great ending, Naeka knocks out Urashima because he’s paying more attention to Fubuki’s melonpan than hers. What a twist of fate. And, yes, this scene did remind me of Simon charging through Lord Genome with the Core Drill.

17:08

Just a dream?! Wait… wait? Why? I don’t get that part. Just to insert this final gag where the girls just beat the shit out of our favorite geniusvert… ?

17:30

Though I loved the shadows. Teehee.

18:06

And that’s a wrap. Thanks to everyone for following Kamen no Maid Guy with me. It’s been fun… and I’m definitely hoping for more Kogarashi escapades in the future. Even if he has to do crossovers and fight against Krauser II or Haruhi Suzumiya. What am I saying? That’ll be even more awesome!

11 Responses to “kamen no maid guy 13, twittered”

  1. Man… times like this I wish I understood Japanese.

    Then again, who needs to understand when there there is “This summer, plenty of breasts.”

  2. Told you that it had AKM’s. But I rated him as having one more AKM just for the hair attack.

  3. >>Kogarashi’s nails are black… are they black from dirt? Dried blood? Please don’t tell me that he colors them– that just destroys my Maid Guy Illusion.
    They’re black because Maid Guy Cuticles extrude nails that are made out of 100% pure razor sharp obsidian.

    >>By the way, the villain this episode is Urashima Tarou, and I could have sworn I heard “Keitaro” instead.
    Glad I’m not the only one. But the turtle’s lack of flying or missile spamming kinda destroys the illusion.

    >>Kousoke, I applaud you. Even if you’re fantasizing about your own sister.
    It runs in the family. In one of the earlier eps Naeka was trying to imagine her ideal man and the silhouette looked suspiciously like a fit Kousoke.

    >>…who would be in Kogarashi’s league?
    All I can think of that would even come close would be Aki Hinata or Miki Onimaru’s mom.

    >>Clumsy and easy meido Fubuki! She’s no Kogarashi, that’s for sure. But is she in the same tier as Maria? Or lower since Maria isn’t clumsy? But then again, Maria isn’t easy…
    But part of Maria’s charm is from her sly teasing of Hayate which is a different kind of charm from the easiness of Fubuki. It’s comparing apples and oranges and… umm….
    I just imagined a sly Maria teasing an easy Fubuki. I… I have to go now…

  4. Somehow I’d prefer Maria to Fubuki…but then we haven’t had a Hosaka fantasy about meido Haruka. There needs to be a study to compare these three verses Tomoyo, Kyou, and Kotomi-chan.

  5. Tell me this has had a translation since I watched it.

  6. @ithekro:
    Three disjointed topics in two sentences. Someone’s attention is definitely elsewhere.

  7. Wait… the last episode, episode 12, said that Naeka had 224 days before she comes into inheritance, this episode said she has 15 days left. Are they telling us that 7 months have passed? Why such a time skip? I mean, the previous episode ended in Spring or Summer, meaning it would be too late in the year to have a beach/abandoned tropical island episode.

    The only reasons I can think of to skip ahead so much time, is that either they did that to explain why she’s so good at manipulating pressure points (though, doubt she needed 7 months for that) or they intend to end it in the next few episodes and want to tie this in. But it’s still kind of a pointless skip…

    Wait a second, I just checked episode 5, and that said 163 days left… Have they been just making up the numbers this whole time? What’s the point? Only over-thinkers like me would care enough to notice… They’re just doing this to screw with my head, aren’t they?

  8. >>This episode delivers. Now if only we can get Fubuki into to action as well… yeah, I know I’m being greedy.

    Not at all. If anything, you’re showing restraint.

    >>(Sadly, Fubuki is the only character who doesn’t go completely topless. I feel cheated somehow…)

    It’s like ordering a chocolate cake and getting an Oreo Blizzard cake instead: Yeah, it’s still awesome, but you still gotta go, “Hey, where the f*%k’s my chocolate cake?!?”

  9. If we are taking this on the chocolate cake analogy…who’s the Claim Jumper’s six layer Chocolate Cake?

  10. Ah, and now a wonderful opportunity for my new revelation to the Maid-Guy fans:
    Fubuki’s Clumsiness comes from none other than….*drumroll*–HER MOTHER!

    Later in the Manga, Fubuki’s mother finally makes an appearance: The Phantom Theif Maid! An expert in disguise, Skimpy clothing, and clumsiness. It is furthermore revealed that Fubuki’s modesty is forced upon her by her Grandmother! Not a self choice! She stays modest, merely to increase her survival rate!

    As for Maid Guy, when GILF Meido, barely clothed MILF meido, and Fubuki are all fighting each other trying to stop MILF, Kogarashi provides running commentary like a regular sports announcing, judging their competition for “Clumsiest Medio”.

    The above needs OVA far more than this episode.

  11. Kouryuu: Indeed, I have seen Fubuki’s grandmother. Holy shit, but Naeka’s grandfather is a lucky bastard… and yes, that should’ve been an OVA as well.

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