momentum for june

We need you. Hell, I need you. I’m a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.

A part of me is glad that Kamina is dead, just because Kamina and Simon were quickly approaching Lulu/Suzaku and Heero/Duo territory. Bad times. Very bad times.

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I am gonna straight-up murder your ass.

Yes, real post coming soon about this one.

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The following is based on actual events. Only the names, locations and events have been changed.

I’m not sure which company is raping their past more: Sunrise, Lucas Films, or Disney. Tough, tough call. One of these days, I’d like to see a female main character piloting the main bad ass mecha for a Gundam series… or at least a Gundam series with yuri overtones. How can you go wrong with giant mecha and lesbians? Isn’t that what saved Kannaduki no Miko?

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Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?

No, no Yoko! Drown your sorrows over Kamina with some Nia-lovin’! Don’t fight! As I said before, Yoko must be pissed that she’s losing her consolation prize to Nia.

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Take it easy, Champ. Why don’t you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.

Wilhelmina is awesome, and I loved Banjou no Caimel-sam. Her nonsensical ranting was great. She would fit in with the Lucky Star girls, and I want her to co-star with Akira in a future episode of Lucky Channel.

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Milk was a bad choice.

Since I have nothing to add to this one, enjoy some live action Mikuru pr0n.

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I immediately regret this decision.

I watched the trailer, thought Eclair was looking feisty, started looking forward to this… then had to remind myself, “Wait, we’re getting 26 more episodes of Kiddy Grade but the Muteki Kanban Musume meter is stuck at 13? And we’re fine with this?” In other words, I’m not prepared yet for a world that has 100 episodes of Gundam Seed, 52 episodes of Kiddy Grade, 52 episodes of When They Cry, and only 13 of Onimaru Ramen. Gimme some time.

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I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.

Are there any characters in Code Geass with an above average intelligence level? Does the cast for Code Geass rival the cast of Battlestar Galactica for dumbest cast ever? I really should finish writing up that series… motivate me with some Karen fanservice. ;)

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What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.

Quality. But picking on Bleach for quality issues is a bit too easy… kinda like saying that the Kansas City Royals suck.

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I wanna say something. I’m gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don’t, send it right back. I want to be on you.

Was it a mistake to write off Nagasarete so soon? Probably. The best part was, of course, Suzu denying Ikuto afterwards because he took a bath with Panako, and how she won’t forgive him until they take a bath together. Only on imaginary anime islands can you find girls who resolve arguments through sexual means.

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I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Ouch. Andohbytheway, what’s the point of StrikerS? I’ve seen training… training… and more training. And not the good kind of training. There’s also been female bonding, but not the good kind. Something is lacking, that’s for sure.

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Mmmmm… I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone come see how good I look.

Is it sad that Nekomimi Hayate would make a list of the Top Ten Moe-est Characters of Spring 2007?

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She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.

Damn, I had Aya Hirano down in the anime blogger pool for “seiyuu most likely to be involved in some sort of sex scandal with a director.” Who’d guess Horie Yui?!? At least my pick of abq for most likely to meet Chris Hansen is still alive in the pool…

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I’m sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don’t know what it means. I’ll be honest, I don’t think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.

I’m turning into a huge fan of Mell. Red Fraction was very epic in terms of the Engrish, but then I listened to Proof, and I didn’t realize it was Mell. Until I heard, “pu-roo-fuu.” She’s the best.

27 Responses to “momentum for june”

  1. [quote post=”1097″]One of these days, I’d like to see a female main character piloting the main bad ass mecha for a Gundam series…[/quote]

    That’ll prolly happen when we start getting female Ultraman and female Kamen Riders (and the result is not disastrous). But until then the fans want the hero to have a penis.

  2. Hmm, some of the images don’t come up though. Anyway…

    NIA FTW!! Yoko eat your heart out!

    Woot! Gundam 00… I mean Gundam Wing Destiny: The Alternative World

    Exploding Eclairs and Flying Comb Hairs. Freaking cool G-Class Powers if you ask me.

    Where are the lolis in Nanoha?? Oh yeah, they grew up…

    Hirano Aya? *Goes back to watch all the Haruhi R2 DVD making-of clips.

  3. Higurashi 2 yessssssssssss
    Kiddy grade 2, ok thats cool i suppose
    no more muteki kanban musume, yesssssssssssssssss.
    Sorry but that series was so boring to me, I remember dozing off for many parts, the redundant slapstick comedy just didn’t give any entertainment. I believe the only time I laughed was the horror movie spoof with the teacher at the shrine. I felt more excitement watching serial experiments lain and that was a dull series, although awesome.

  4. “One of these days, I’d like to see a female main character piloting the main bad ass mecha for a Gundam series… or at least a Gundam series with yuri overtones.”

    That’s what Sunrise created the Mai series for. If you want to watch a bunch of pretty boys beat the crap out of each other while the useless females sit on the sidelines – watch Gundam. If you want to watch a bunch of moe girls beat the crap out of each other while useless males sit on the sidelines – watch Mai Hime/Otome/Xenoglossia.

  5. Ron Burgundy 4tw!

    ah, an btw: Nia is epic win

  6. hmm…? my comment got cut off?
    Whatever. It boils down to: Nia’s the _cutest_ thing ever! If she dies as well, i’ll never forgive Gainax! wah!

  7. [quote comment=”151577″]Higurashi 2 yessssssssssss
    [/quote]

    wait.. where was Higurashi 2 in this post? I think i missed it

  8. it sucks when the series that they think are good aren’t, it sucks more when a series we think is good doensn’t get more eps, it all out blow **** when a series we think is good gets more eps only to turn into “‘quality”.
    wishing for more eps is dangerous.

  9. It was part of his rant

    In other words, I’m not prepared yet for a world that has 100 episodes of Gundam Seed, 52 episodes of Kiddy Grade, 52 episodes of When They Cry, and only 13 of Onimaru Ramen. Gimme some time.

  10. [quote post=”1097″]I’m not prepared yet for a world that has 100 episodes of Gundam Seed, 52 episodes of Kiddy Grade, 52 episodes of When They Cry, and only 13 of Onimaru Ramen.[/quote]
    Or only 14 episodes of Haruhi, or only 24 episodes of Black Lagoon, or only 26 episodes of Mushishi, or only 91 episodes of fansubbed Keroro…

  11. Hey hey hey, lay off BSG. Or I’ll recreate the world so that meidos and nekomimis are allergic to each other and will never meld together into their joygasmic form. >_>

  12. The question is are we ever going to get a competent female lead who’s with the same qualities as a competent male lead who’s not a tsundere and is not in prepubescent/teen-age stupid love with someone in ANY anime? Except more seasons of GiTS, I don’t think so.

  13. Err… Seirei no Moribito?

    Balsa is a competent female lead and she is not in love with anyone and she is certainly not a teen (in her own words she is 30), not a tsundere and not in love with anyone.

  14. Kino of Kino no Tabi is another cool gun-totting chick lead. She dresses like a butch though, but it is out of necessity and she was a cute little girl once.

  15. Somehow I am resisting the urge to strangulate Hayate for being a moe candidate, the combat butler needs to be shot.

  16. Mireille of Noir. So competent non-tsundere female leads not in love do exist. The question is rather do we ever get a series with no girls at all, no plot, only little boys doing moe things?

    Sorry, if I spoiled your fapping. No, I don’t want that either.

  17. Noir have way too much Yuri subtext to be considered that way.

  18. I agree with Balsa. If you want to go old school, there’s also Tsukikage Ran.

  19. See once again Jason doesn’t know what he’s talking about when referring to a Sunrise series. Christina Mackenzie was a female Main Character in Gundam 0080 War In The Pocket and was the pilot of the Gundam Alex. Although Bernie was arguably a Main Character too the point still stands as there were no good guys or bad guys in that series and Christina and Bernie were the leads on opposing sides. Like I’ve said many times, your jokes are only funny when there is actually a hint of truth to them, otherwise its just random stuff, which this whole post kind of is.

    And why is Kiddy Grade suddenly a popular anime when before it was regarded as one of the most haphazardly directed and written anime of all time?

  20. Nah, you’re just nitpicking details. I can too!

    1. War in the Pocket was 6 episodes long. Definitely just a side story… hence even a main character from a side story is a side character at best.
    2. Chris’ “Alex” was barely stronger than a Zaku.
    3. Not to mention if you could have brought up Sayla instead, who proceeded Chris. But Sayla never was a star either.

  21. Oh My God you do know what you are talking about. A person who knows the history of Sunrise and feels a little dismayed at what appears to be a lack of effort on there part recently. I think the true glory days are gone now that the best staff left to found BONES, but they have been getting substantially better again the past year. At least they aren’t cheaping out on everything anymore and their scripts are actually enjoyable again. They’ve kind of settled into the “Pure Enterainment/Make It Look As Pretty As Possible With Light Bits Of Philosophy And Melodrama Realm” along with their distant cousin Kyoto Animation and left the heavy stuff to BONES. Some people also refer to the PEMILAPAPWLBOPAMR approach as whoring. See Jaalins entry on Lucky Star Episode 07 over on Random Curiousity for details on “Whoring”.

    Now if Bandai and Kadokawa ultimately do fully merge than $unrise as people call them and K¥oto Animation as I call them will become one big PEMILAPAPWLBOPAMR company that will either make the biggest orgy for the eyes the world has ever seen or the most horrifiying thing anyone has ever seen. I would dub them K¥ori$e.

  22. Take it easy, Champ. Why don’t you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while?

  23. >>Christina Mackenzie was a female Main Character in Gundam 0080 War In The Pocket and was the pilot of the Gundam Alex.

    Who had… what, 10 minutes of screentime? And was double KOed by a Zaku of all things?

  24. Damn, WordPress seems more annoying than usual. Deleted my damned comment.

    Anyways cute picture.

  25. lmao horie yui sex scandal
    harharhar

  26. I’m looking forward to any and all Murder Princess comments. Yuri fun.

    And maybe the new Gundam Series can manage to be good. Can’t pass any judgement yet.

  27. We need more Murder Pricness ^_^

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