top ten hawtest anime girl on girl kisses

It’s been a while since I’ve dipped into gimmick posts. It’s been too long if you ask me. And it’s been a while since the last NSFW post. It’s been too long if you ask me.

(Yep. We only tackle the hard issues that can cause long, arduous, meaningful discussions here…)

Top Ten Hawtest Anime Girl on Girl Kisses

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Honorable Mention. Shizuru x Nayuki (Theoretical), Mai Hime

I’m not ranking Shizuru and Nayuki because it’s not really shown and is only heavily implied. But I’m sure if they did show it, it would be epically world breaking and would have to be DQ’ed because it’ll have to cross over to the realm of full blown H instead of anime fanservice.

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Honorable Mention. Siesta x Louise, Zero no Tsukaima

I’m tossing honorable Siesta x Louise action into the Honorable Mention bin as well. Really more comical than hawt (could say the same thing about a lot of them, but whatever)… anyway, the highlight for me so far in the second season has to be Henrietta trying to fit into one of Louise’s blouse. Sadly, that’s an actual plot point as well.

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Honorable Mention. Kaon x Himiko, Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora

Honorable Mention because it was only a DVD special and that they’re re-incarnations of the pairing at number eight.

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10. Kanako x Haruhi, Ouran

Stretch pick only because I’m racking both my brain cells trying to figure out what else could go in this slot. Kanako and Haruhi’s kiss is the Joakim Noah of anime girl x girl action. And isn’t it disconcerting that we’d have an entry in this list form an anime about a bunch of man-whores anyway?

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9. Amuria/Aaeru x Neviril, Simoun

Never has high stakes aerial combat been hawter. I’d tell you more, but my altimeter is rising.

8. Himeko x Chikane, Kannazuki no Miko

On many levels, this series was unwatchable. On the other hand, I kept watching. Mmmmm…

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7. Hatsumi x Hazuki, Yami to Boushi

Anime full of luscious fanservice, but, at the end, we get a lame kiss and nothing more. Booooo!

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6. Naru x Mutsumi, Love Hina

I remember when I first watched Love Hina and Mutsumi just randomly comes out and kisses Naru… that probably didn’t get me hooked on anime, but it sure didn’t hurt.

(I was going back and rewatching some Love Hina, and it’s painful. The animation looks bad compared to today’s standards, and it makes me feel really old considering what I remember when Love Hina first came out to great fanfare about being the first all digital anime series… and how all the fanboy cel collectors couldn’t collect any cels from Love Hina because it was all digital. I’m telling you, it feels like a generation ago. Yes, if Kanon can get a remake, so can Love Hina. Hopefully not by Shaft.)

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5. Peorth x Belldandy, それぞれの翼

Sadly, episode 9 was the only good thing that came out of that series.

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4. Xia Yu Lan x Xia Yu Fan The Second Raid

Kyoto’s greatest genius (besides giving Taniguchi plenty of sake and a mic) was to turn Lan and Fan into twincestuous lesbians. They tried to repeat this success with Kyon and Itsuki with mixed results.

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3. Aoi x Shizuma, Strawberry Panic

Typical predator/prey relationship, but we don’t care. Hawt lesbian action is still hawt lesbian action.

2. Kaede x Sia, Shuffle

The ending to Shuffle was fantastic enough with Rin picking dark horse Asa, and then Kaede pushed it to new levels, but never did I expect such delightfulness in the ending credits.

(Usually I don’t pay attention to credit rolls. Thanks to this one as well as Taniguchi being Taniguchi, I do now!)

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1. Utena x Anthy, Utena

The movie ends in a climax of sexual innuendo… I mean, Utena’s final “car” sure looks like something non-automotive… and the drill machine that tried to “squeeze” the car… and if you didn’t get the hint by that point, the movie ends with Utena and Anthy gliding off all over each other and nakkid. Now, that, my friends, is how to end a movie.

30 Responses to “top ten hawtest anime girl on girl kisses”

  1. Meh…I never could bring myself to be happy about the whole Shizuru x Natsuki thing, partly because it was all one-sided, but also because of the “DAMMIT she’s my Natsuki, you bitch!” factor.
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    Glad to see that Naru/Mutsumi made the list, though. :D

  2. Glad to see that Utena and Anthy are still remembered. Though I would have put Himeko and Chikane higher.

    Geez Love Hina…just looking at your screen cap made me think ye olde series. Somethings just don’t age well, honored elder. Kanako and Haruhi isn’t so disconcerting the rarity of great yuri moments make them all the more special (besides universal appeal is a glorious thing). Otherwise there would be no frothing and foaming at the mouth if such moments of yuri-hawtness became as common as doormats and panty shots…

  3. Whoa, Utena, a blast from the past! And I am (perhaps not) surprised that you chose to screencap the RAEP RAEP RAEP scene from Kannazuki… Seeing SPanic up there reminded me of Marimite (because SPanic is really nothing but Marimite lite) and I suddenly realized, despite it being perfect setting there’s nearly nothing in there besides some suggestive yuri-fic vibes – besides that flashback episode.

  4. Talk about evil – The YouTube video stopped seconds short of the event, the preload having frozen.

  5. [quote post=”1057″]Talk about evil – The YouTube video stopped seconds short of the event, the preload having frozen.[/quote]
    It was so hot it broke Youtube. XD

  6. What about the “load silver cartridge” toward the end of Mai HiME?

  7. http://wiki.sos-dan.com/w/imag.....ecream.jpg Kanako and Haruhi’s kiss is the Joakim Noah of anime girl x girl action. And isn’t it disconcerting that we’d have an entry in this list form an anime about a bunch of man-whores anyway?
    Ouran is the reverse harmen sorta….but for that EVERYONE has to be in love with Haruhi. So its a uncomplete boyharmen.
    and they are whores cause all they do is TALK! except…tamaki….he is…”speacial ” > >:;;;

  8. First pic confirmed my belief that Nanoha is the one on the top and wearing the strap-on.

  9. Dammit, I think I’ve missed something by giving up on Shuffle. I stopped after about 13 episodes because it was just typical boring harem, and since then I’ve found out it has boxcutter-insane Kaede and Kaede-Sia action! What the hell?!

  10. Thanks for the awesome Simoun picture! My altimeter just shot off at mach 3 or something…

  11. Sheba, Feito-chan always refer herself as the Wife so that makes sense :D

  12. Man, that pic totally makes me wanna rewatch Ouran.

  13. natsuki+shizuru didn’t really click for me since i read the manga iteration of Mai-HiME before i watched all of the anime. i do think the siaxkaede should have been ranked higher. it was the consolation prize for all of us burned by the asa ending as far as i’m concerned.

    anyone still watching the train wreck that is StrikerS (pretty sad when the best group that subbed the first two seasons dropped it after one episode, and are still the only ones who subbed it “RAGING Heart”) can see that the first pic is fully justified. two mamas, eh nanoha and fate?

  14. “…burned by the asa ending…”
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    Does…not…compute…
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    Also, I think the Haruhi x Mikuru ear bite deserves an honorable mention, just on sheer principle. :P

  15. i think you actually get to see them kiss in one episode in Mai Hime, though im not sure, however i would place Amuria/Aaeru x Neviril, Simoun a bit higher on the list as it really looks good

  16. [quote comment=”153155″]Dammit, I think I’ve missed something by giving up on Shuffle. [/quote]

    No, you did not … “boxcutter Kaede” is just one episode and you are more that prepared for it since almost EVERYONE had some “oh! its HORRIBLE!” past (going from “I am a magical experiment” to “I also carry my dead twin sister soul”) that is shown before Kaede breaks down so the impact is dulled (its “oh, she is screwed up too … NEXT!”), same reason why “the final solution to the Asa issue” (involves said boxcutters) ends up being meh since its just more of the same.

  17. It would have been awesome if psycho Kaede was that bad that she had to get arrested by police and ended in an asylum. But weak writing was weak.

  18. That is the flaw of trying to shove EVERYTHING in.

    I never played the game but my guess is the whole “My Horrible Thing” is not every single one at a string, it only shows the current girl we are trying to complete the game with.

    Also reading GameFAQs it seems “liberties were taken”.

    What would be awesome was if instead of raping the source and milking the game fanbase they would pick a path and stick with it … that is the reason why I NEVER want for “Crescendo” to be animated.

  19. aaah! you jinxed it! it’s only a matter of time…

  20. [quote post=”1057″]They tried to repeat this success with Kyon and Itsuki with mixed results.[/quote]
    I rofled offa mah chair and hurt mah behind.

  21. [quote comment=”153165″]i think you actually get to see them kiss in one episode in Mai Hime, though im not sure[/quote]
    Yep. Natsuki’s final blow. Then they die. Ep.. 22? 21? Close enough.

  22. The shuffle kiss was the only hope I had for memories.

  23. The Shuffle kiss looked like it hurt. The way they fell looked like they were thrown down by a pro-wrestler or something. Altho, it was quite nice x3

  24. I was having high hopes for Nanoha and Fate before reading the post…
    I suppose we’ll just have to wait until the 4th Series :D

  25. And then you will wait for the 5th series and then the 6th series.

    Nanoha is just yuri loli tease, Nanoha x Fate is not going to happen in any official way.

  26. [quote post=”1057″]Kannazuki no Miko…On many levels, this series was unwatchable. On the other hand, I kept watching. Mmmmm…[/quote]

    Oddly enough, that kinda’ makes me want to finish watching it.

  27. Love Hina is my all time favorite comfort anime….I have words with anyone who talks bad about it…. Let’s step outside right now….

  28. WAIT. Hot split-personallity-zombie kissing is hotter than slip-and-fall crossdressing kiss. I demand an awnser for this absurdity!

  29. what episode of Kannazuki no Miko are the Himeko x Chikane pics from?

  30. I have to watch all these now!!!

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