top ten reasons to vote for obama
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I ripped off an entire Obama speech six months ago, and no one noticed. Maybe all along I’ve been planting subliminal messages… and have been using Mako-cakes and such to lower your defenses/distract you. Maybe this whole blog has been nothing but a ploy by the Democratic National Committee. *pew pew pew wink*
(Now wouldn’t that be an interesting Vanilla Sky-moment? YES IT CAN!)
In any case, because I already did the McCain post, here’s the obligatory Obama one…
Top Ten Reasons to Vote for Obama
10. Dollars how much fake? Obama my star!
9. Expansion of the food stamps program to include unlimited cream crepes for little sisters.
8. Negishi is Krauser II, who is pretty bad-ass. But Krauser II is derived from the original Krauser, who is just as bad-ass. But what you didn’t know that the original Krauser’s prototype was 00 Krauser… a pimply-faced 17 year old Barack Obama.
7. He’ll build a vastly superior cabinet than McCain: Nagi Sanzenin as Treasury Secretary, Zero as Secretary of State/CEO, Miyuki Kobayakawa as Secretary of Transportation, Fran as Surgeon General, Hayami-sempai as Drug Czar, Mikuru as Secretary of Meido, and, finally, Kogarashi as the Press Secretary. “Kukuku. That was a shitty question. Next!”
6. Obama is the greatest orator since JFK and can restore America’s luster on the world stage. Seriously, after eight years of Bush, do you potentially want to follow that up with 3.9 years of Palin?
5. He holds the eleventh Future Diary.
4. Obama’s green energy plan calls for the construction of a giant solar elevator to supply Union of its energy needs. Under Obama, there is a consensus that construction can be completed before either the AEU or HRL can finish their solar elevators.
3. With McCain, you get Bedroom Eyes Tomoyo. With Obama, you get Bedroom Eyes Broken Code Geass. Much better bang for the buck. No pun intended…
2. Sarah Palin dropping out of politics in disgrace after McCain loses, which opens up the odds of a real Palin sex video leaking out on the intertubes at 4:5.
1. Obamako.
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Kukuku, Maid Guy Press Release!!
Obamako
Just reminded me of this:
http://img231.imageshack.us/im.....rf2lk5.jpg
Obamako… *shudder*
What would the 11th Diary be about? Economic fluctuations? Nothing beats 2nd’s “Stalker Diary”
Why limit Maid Guy to just the Press Secretary? He would be good at everything, including the Presidency!
Oh, who to vote for…the guy who is all fluff and no substance who people believe can heal w/ the slightest touch or the guy who has forsaken his history and soul for his party? What to do…
Now if either one did the things that Jason has pointed out, I would have to consider Obama. But really, the McCain post was more just how to improve one’s image and the Obama post had more of plans of action so it wasn’t really fair.
If I had my choice, it would be Bloomberg.
Am I the only one who is glad all this political talk will end in a few weeks?
While I understand that the majority of your audience supports Obama, you’re needlessly alienating the rest. Politics are very important to people, and on a blog about anime… is it really required? I’m all for pop culture but enough already.
Can’t we go back to meido and brokenness and Sunrise being Sunrise without a political motif?
>> #6
One of these is not like the others. As for Obamako, at least it’s better than McCain in a nekomimimeido outfit.
#1… I am exactly that broken.
Wouldn’t McCain in nekomimi meido essentially be Maid Guy? With Palin as his Fubuki?
McCain in nekomimimeido outfit would be the funniest damn thing EVER!
I second Tarage.
Tarage- you are the man.
10. YES WE CAN!
9. YES!!
8. That explains everything!!
7. Sholdnt Kogarashi be VP? And what about Fubuki?
6. But Palin makes a hawt VPILF
5. NO WAY!
4. YES WE CAN!!
3. 0_0
2. YES WE CAN!!!!!
1. …. I hate you….
Obamko… Enough said.
Can we have Dr Jack post on Obama-ko vs McCain-Ko?
More like Obama-ko vs Maid Guy McCain.
Where’s the love for Biden? Isn’t he, like, Sunrise personified?
What, no OObama..?
Serioiusly, Palin is as close as we’ll ever get to a nekkomimi meido VP. Or Fubuki. Seriously though Kogarashi, as much as I’d love to see him in the role, can’t be president, because he is not a natural-born American citizen.
Oh, wait….
Jason(ko) is tsundere for Sunrise, remember.
If Obama loses, I will blame you. Forever.
3. With McCain, you get Bedroom Eyes Tomoyo. With Obama, you get Bedroom Eyes Broken Code Geass. Much better bang for the buck. No pun intended…
1. Obamako.
This is precisely why I’m voting for McCain. Way to go, Jason.
–wait. McCain-ko would be worse, but I do like me some B.E. Tomoyo…
Not McCain-ko, You get Maid Guy McCain.
And using Weapons of Moe Destruction should be illegal in politial posts.
The “Onii-chan” will destroy all minds and hearts. Even the worshipers of Kyou’s thighs and Mikuru’s melonpan melt like they were lolicons, siscons, or pedos to the might of the Mei’s “Onii-chan”.
“Kyou’s thighs and Mikuru’s melonpan melt like they were lolicons, siscons, or pedos to the might of the Mei’s “Onii-chanâ€.”
I can attest to that…
Fck you, Jason. Fck you ;_;
@ Tarage: Let’s put it this way.
I think jason enjoys blogging, and to keep enjoying it, he has to focus on something he loves to do. He’s probably the only one to bring RL into focus at the same time there’s a focus on anime.
Then again, broken glass is broken glass, and the best thing to do with it is make stained glass…oh wait…XD
“Kyou’s thighs and Mikuru’s melonpan melt like they were lolicons, siscons, or pedos to the might of the Mei’s “Onii-chanâ€.â€
It’s true. I think even Kyou, Mikuru, and possibly even the iron Tomoyo would fall prey if Mei just changed her attack to the “onee-chan” version. but the Onii-chan attack is certainly more powerful than many a nuke. Could you imagine someone like Rika as national diplomat?
Iran: “We want our nukes! We will blast you sky high!”
Rika-chan: *makes teary eyes* Mii~
Iran: *breaks down* “We’re sorry, we’re sorry… don’t cry…”
obamako
o shi-
Obama presenting me with Trap broken character from Code Geass will not get my vote Jason. Now if this speech from Obama came on tv right now would persuade me. ” My fellows Americans and broken citizens If you vote for me, I promise you there will be a little imouto with a princess crepe at your door first thing the morning calling you Onii-chan every now and then.”
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT EVERYONE!!!!!!!
Motherfckerr….^^
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I cried in sadness when I saw the transgendered Code Geass…good Lord, noooooooo!!!!
Hmm. I’ll go for McCain. He holds Tomoyo hostage. But Obama has Kogarashi….this is a tough choice…well anyway it goes, I’ll be watching their careers with great interest….^^
I do not understand all this US politics.
Moar naked eroge-heroines please.
Hmm, the poll seems to have jumped 2% in favour of Obama on imouto power…unless of course it was Luluko and friends…..
We’re staring down the barrel of a Carter-Johnson shotgun. The end is near, my friends. Say goodbye to the America you grew up with.
Honestly, lines such as “say goodbye to the America you grew up with” only has meaning if you believe the US has remained static both politically and socially up until now. Yes, the country is changing, but then again, since when has it not been changing it’s policies and ideologies?
Yeah, that’s exactly what I’m talking about. America remaining completely static.
I’m talking about a New Great Society ushered in with the naivety of Carter. Well, at least we’ll all get new tire gauges. God help us all.
And that’s just domestic policy. This is the man who praised JFK’s Vienna summit with Khrushchev as a model for his policy of meeting America’s enemies without precondition (but with “preparation”, of course). I just hope we’ll get lucky and survive the analogous Cuban Missle Crisis.
†My fellows Americans and broken citizens If you vote for me, I promise you there will be a little imouto with a princess crepe at your door first thing the morning calling you Onii-chan every now and then.â€
YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! XD
I find it amusing people go and attack Palin for all of her Soccer Mom talk and instead say they prefer an asshole who they can’t understand jack of what he says or dodges subjects unfavorable to him instead…
Second, she’s the VICE president, meaning, this election coverage is probably the last you’ll hear of her assuming McCain doesn’t get assassinated if he wins (and don’t say he’s gonna kick the bucket of old age; Biden has had 2 brain aneurysms, and Obama’s family history and his smoking habits don’t make him look much better). I mean come on, when was the last time we heard anything significant out of Cheney? And McCain isn’t a bad speaker.
Lastly:
If #4 was true, I seriously would vote for him,
but #3……who would take broken Code Trainwreck over Tomoyo??
Just a sidenote:
I just realized, your Obama post has the loli and the traps whereas your McCain post has the hot girl…
(dunno if this really means anything, but just an interesting observation…)
>>zoupzuop2
3. With McCain, you get Bedroom Eyes Tomoyo. With Obama, you get Bedroom Eyes Broken Code Geass. Much better bang for the buck. No pun intended…
1. Obamako.
This is precisely why I’m voting for McCain. Way to go, Jason.
What? This is WHY I’m voting for Obama.
Reading these comments, it’s like Macross F never ended.
Now where is this week’s Obama-puppy is cute montage?
Tarage: I hate to break it to you, but it won’t end after the election. It’s just Jason being Jason. He’s gotta throw in the occasional dreary left-wing CW joke along with all the other references. I usually just sigh and read on.
At least these last two posts were genuinely funny. Press Secretary Kogarashi indeed. Perfect.
So how many electoral votes would DBD’s readership count for? Two halves of one broken otaku?
Can you change 3 around and give Obama-sama the Bedroom Eyes Tomoyo?
It makes it one ore the other…
>>Akumaten
At first I thought you said
“Can you change 3 around and give Obama-sama the Bedroom Eyes?”
I was genuinely scared for about 3 seconds =D
@MrChantastic
Don’t worry, I’m not that broken.
Though, I’ve been broken since I watched Eiken and Arcade Gamer Fubuki
All I can say is that this blog excells at the following:
– sexism
– shameless sexual references
– blasphemy
Now you add biased political opinions to the mix? Sigh…what happened to the wistfully light, hilarious posts on anime???
@RoseGirl:
But it certainly doesn’t excel at IRONY or anything. Nope. Not at all.
Please lighten up. :P
If a were a U.S. citizen, I would vote for Obama….
YES WE CAN!!
With Mako-cakes coming in for a third season, you can rip off more of Presidents Obama’s speeches.
*pew pew pew wink*
“With Mako-cakes coming in for a third season”
stop giving him ideas!!!!
Great! Cream Crepes for my little sister…
Oh wait, I don’t have a little sister. Darn. Then who was calling me “Onii-chan” the other day?
Oh wait, I’m not from Amerikka. I almost fapped from that broken Code Geass image. Oh hell no.